Jon in Pasadena
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Ohhhhh....so that's what Mr. McGuire was talking about! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsrLHP26zvkROTFLMAO! Pure Gug Gold right there! Ha!
Send her right into hysterics! Grab the dildo stat!
You're right. The sudden drop to "zero with a realistic chance of zero more" would be a shock to her.
I'd aim to send her count negative. Make her forget some she'd already had with those infernal devices.
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She couldn't handle me...she's only used to getting 15 O's per week.
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SpaceX is very cool. I got a tour of their facility when they were recruiting Software Engineers last year.
Their rocket assembly pipeline is just nutso.
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Yeah, it could be anything from a harmless (yet strange) crush, to a wacky old neighbor who thinks he/she is doing something kind, to the darker options... It's just odd.
Nailed it.
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"DC Tom and the rest of PPP worshipping the celestial radiance blazing forth from the towering intellect that is gatorman."
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5/5
But I've been writing pattern recognition programs for 20 years, so that's probably cheating.
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The "Not fully sad, but you will be soon" chick -- most definitely.. She got that Penelope Cruz thing goin' on.
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At work, a bunch of us were watching the game on a big-screen TV. Someone observed that the ESPN caption box ran out of room to display all the German goals on the Germany side of the box.
I suggested they could just list the additional German goals on Brazil's side of the caption box, because Brazil certainly wasn't using it.
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The Coulter editorial was comically horrible. There's nothing like reading something about sports written by a chick who clearly knows nothing about sports.
Ann Coulter is a chick? For real?
I would not have guessed that.
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That's a form of respect in Germany.
No it snot.
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Casillas is done like dinner. Although he did get mugged on one of those goals.
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all of a sudden the BILLS WR corp has become a strength instead of a weakness...
If I had a nickel for every time I've read that in the last decade+ of futility I'd have ... pretty much all of the nickels.
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is she single?
Never felt the urge to get close enough to check. Guy I knew at a previous job did though.
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I love all women with balls.
Man, you'd love Santa Monica Boulevard.
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Since when is throwing wiffle-balls at each other from your knees considered to be batting practice?
We used to call it "!@#$ing around."
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Our defense sucks! Doomed!
Our offense sucks! Doomed!
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Her class is fun and you learn a lot,” one student wrote in April 2012.
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What stinks for me is that "Your an idiot" is a long standing tradition here on the wall. I will often spell it that way just to make myself and a few others here smirk. But I never know when someone else writes it that way whether they are paying homage, or, well, an idjit.
Oh common, man!
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I know I had a mental breakdown. I know I had it in an airplane. I know it looks to you as if the same thing is happening again, but it isn't. I'm sure, it isn't.
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One of those inclosed trampolines
uprooted itself from the backyard flew
up and over the house then landed
across the street on top
of a parked car the other day in Plano
Texas.
Except for the 'O', 'P', and 'T' that was a pretty fair imitation of e.e. cummings.
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Sad thing is, she only got a B.
But the 17 year old boys got multiple F's, so it's all good.
Wait, what?
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A new kind of cheese that I just invented that needs to be aged 100 years before being eaten.
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His philosophy early in the draft is to draft players that score touchdowns and players that prevent them.
The Bills have a pretty strong record over the last decade of drafting players that prevent touchdowns. Unfortunately, most of them are on Offense.
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...he later spotted a beaver chasing a man up his driveway...
Usually it's the other way around.
California has a water "problem" yet...
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Posted · Edited by Jon in Pasadena
So last weekend we decided to go tent camping. The hottest, driest weekend (104 degrees F when we were leaving Friday pm) in the hottest, driest month, in the hottest, driest year so far, in the middle of a once-a-century drought.
Naturally, it rained.