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Jon in Pasadena

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  1. None of this matters. 

     

    Years ago Ralph purchased much of Walt Disney's personal estate, including his notes on the anti-gravity compound known as Flubber.  Currently,  Ralph and Marv are working long hours in Ralph's secret lab beneath OBD, perfecting their formula!  They've already been able to take a half second off McGahee's 40 time by brushing the goo on the soles of his cleats.

     

    Don't worry.  It's all being taken care of.  :P

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    Hmm, seems to me you'd want to be increasing traction, (rather than bounciness) to reduce the 40 time.

     

    On the other hand, end-zone hurdles and JPL sky-balls would be cake! :unsure:

  2. Good job, Bluechipper. You're going to have a lot of fun. Can't believe my first is gonna be 3 years old in a couple weeks, and he's getting a little brother about the same time. (Hey what can I say, I get frisky around July 4th :w00t:)

     

     

    R.Rich, your day is coming soon my friend..

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    You're going to try to impregnate R.Rich?

    :lol:

  3. Disclaimer: I have never watched an episode of "Survivor", and have only seen a couple of photos from this season in TV Guide magazine...

     

    The older guys are ahead of the game, but whats with the Japanese dude?  Trying a little hard for the Mr. Miyagi look...no?

    I know Bruce Kanegai pretty well, as we are both black belts in the same Karate organization. I think it would be more accurate to say that Mr. Miyagi was trying a little too hard for the "Bruce" look! :)

     

    Despite his small stature, Bruce is as tough a sumbitch as you'd ever hope to meet. In real life, he regularly out-runs, out-climbs, and out-fights pretty much everybody. I am constantly amazed at how much freakin' energy the man has. He's a mutant, I swear. It's like how kids have this infinite reservoir of energy, but Bruce somehow never lost that. And his Karate kicks ass, too.

     

    True story (sorry if they covered it in the Survivor bios): Couple of years ago, Bruce somehow got himself nailed good in the lower leg by a rattlesnake. By the time he got to a hospital the venom had done a lot of damage, he was pretty well out of it, and the docs wanted to amputate. A whole posse of Bruce's fellow black-belts (including my current instructor) took the docs aside and, how shall I put this, strongly suggested to them that they reconsider. :doh:

    Needless to say, Bruce healed up pretty good! :P

  4. Nothing like hooking up with 32 inch, 112 pound women,

    there is just nothing like it.  :lol:

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    Figger'd that one'd be coming. Obviously the (total) reference was to the weight only. :devil:

     

    They'd be the same height if they were side-by-side.

     

    Allthough end-to-end might be...interesting... :lol:

  5. You're correct.  The problem is Crowell cannot shed blocks like Flecther and Spikes can.  Therefore, the stunting that Adams does, put a clear blocker on Crowell and allows the RB to get major yardage if Adams misses.

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    Hey, maybe in practice this week they can dump a bucket of wings down Crowell's shorts and tell Mike Williams about it. Bet that'll teach Angelo how to shed blocks in a hurry! :(

  6. Ahh, thanks for the correction.  It's amazing how edifying a google search (along w/ a little guidance) can be.  Apparently better than that semester of Physics I managed to sleep through many years ago. :blink:

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    No sweat. I even gave you the factor of 2 in the K.E. term. :D

     

    I, unfortunately, had to sleep through many years of Physics courses before deciding not to do it for a living. :lol:

  7. I'm still trying to figure out if she's standing up bouncing, or if its a view from underneath as she's getting nailed from behind by the blue's clues dog.

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    I'm pretty sure that "Blue" the blue's clues dog is supposed to be a female. Not that there's anything wrong with that... :lol:

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