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  1. Canadians are ridiculously stupid and China is exploiting this. It is sad because we are right next door. We have been "Mr. Nice Guy" to Canada all this time and our reward is our commie enemy starting a slow takeover of our northern border. Our Los Gatos foreign policy and a bunch of do-gooders who wanted to help backward countries like Uganda, Bangladesh and Canada have contributed, but if we continue to look the other way at how stupid Canadians are we will continue to get results like this.

  2. I think the worst one ever was when the original dream team with Jordan and Ewing and the rest lost to the Russians after they gave the Russians 3 or 4 tries to make a full court play. Eventually they scored a layup. Every time they missed they came up with some bs and gave them another try.

  3. I can see from the body of your post you certainly are confused. Hard to make any sense of that illogical emotional mess. Even an English interpretor would struggle with that one lol.

     

    But if you're looking for advice on where to "go" for Iran-US inflammatory speech in english, so it lacks the interpretation issue, how about this cheery little "bomb Iran" sing-along tune from at the time presidential nominee John McCain.

    youtube.com/watch?v=o-zoPgv_nYg&feature=youtube_gdata_player

     

    Clearly you are really smart at Farsi because you said so. My lollipop interpretation must have been off slightly. I am working on getting better at that stuff so cut me some slack. Maybe it will help if I go back to some of your initial pearls of wisdom from this thread.

     

    The infamous "wipe them off the map" comment? For starters Farsi is a notoriously difficult language to translate. About the only thing clear is that it was in the context of Israel's decades of documented human rights violations. Many interpreted it to mean Israel is wiping it ownself off the metaphorical map of civilized nations. Either way it's propaganda, either outright lie or exaggeration.

     

    From that I learned that that Mahmoud's speech was friendly and that he was trying to help Israel before they hurt themselves. That is nice of him because I'm sure he wouldn't want Israel to have an oopsie and wipe itself off the map.

     

     

    Crazy and suicidal yet home to one of the world's oldest continuous major civilizations, with historical and urban settlements dating back to 4000 BC? Geesh if theyre so incompetent they can't kill themselves in 6000 years of trying why are we bothering with them at all?

     

    I thought DC Tom was really mean for pointing out that this was not at all accurate. Maybe he should have written it in Farsi so you would not have been so offended. I don't blame you for never responding because Tom would have probably just added more facts and made you feel bad again.

     

     

    I know faux news does a good job filtering information that gets inside the 4 walls of your trailor, so you need to step outside the park and look at other and more recent sources, that is if you're truly interested in having a balanced and informed view on anything

     

    Like this excerpt from today's Reuters news:

     

    "I can't say it with certainty but if everything proceeds normally then there should be further negotiations," Iranian foreign minister Ali Akbar Salehi told Austria's Der Standard.

     

    "A breakdown (in talks) is in nobody's interests. The gaps can only be closed through talking."

     

    Salehi said, however, that Iran's right to uranium enrichment had to be recognized from the outset. "It's a matter of principle," he said.

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    http://mobile.reuter...120730?irpc=932

     

    Sounds pretty encouraging and reasonable to me. Sees the value in talks provided the west respects their right to nuclear energy use.

     

    See here is where I get a little confused. I know Farsi is hard to understand so might have really been the Iranian guy saying: "Screw you guys, we'll just keep stringing you along." I mean they are enough loopholes in that statement to make me wonder. Then again it is Farsi and you're the expert.

     

    And sorry about that "emotional mess" last post btw. With you switching back and forth between Farsi and English it gets confusing. What I'm wondering is if you think the "feet kissing" quote was really just a bad interpretation or if you think a bunch of jews control the US elections. At first I thought it was a language thing but then you posted weird stuff which made me think you agree about the feet kissing. Granted it was incoherent and non-specific but it still seemed that way. Just looking for some clarification.

     

    If you haven't learned by now that Crayonz is an unapologetic neo-"conservative," then there is no hope for you.

    I am not too political at all but I can definitely tell you I am not neo anything. I think ALL of the Matrix movies sucked.

  4. lol @ same source. And more irionic your chosen quote this time "They are the decision makers, to the extent that the presidential election hopefuls [of the USA] must go and kiss the feet of the Zionists to ensure their election victory," is essentially same thing a lot of critics outside of Iran and even in America are saying too. So we're supposed to attack Iran for (alledgedly) saying things people are no doubt saying in America? Holy crap shoot batgirl ... :doh:

    See just when I thought I was getting good at interpreting Farsi and all that talk about lollipops and stuff you go and confuse me.

     

    Is the source bad because they interpret farsi poorly like I thought or are they bad because of who they are? If they are bad because of who they are and whatisname really said those things then is he wrong or right? You must think he's right because if someone in the US thinks it they must have thought it in english which is easy to understand unlike Farsi but you are tying it back to the original quote from the bad source who clearly are bad people but at least they're getting better at interpreting farsi in the last few days. But that would make it seem like you believe a bunch of "zionists" are controlling the US election which would sort of make you sound like a rambling paranoid racist but clearly that can't be it because of your clear thinking about farsi being a misunderstood language. I guess that isn't totally fair because after all you have held to the high standard of proof of "some critics in the US saying it".

     

     

    I really don't know where to go here...I'm too confused.

  5. I appreciate your long and detailed explanation and almost feel guilty that with a simple copy and paste I can take you to the woodshed and give you a beating you won't soon forget:

     

     

    http://www.bing.com/Dictionary/search?q=define+pore&qpvt=pores&FORM=DTPDIA

     

    Pore(S)

     

     

     

    1. tiny opening in skin: a tiny opening in human skin, or in the skin or other outer covering of an animal, through which substances can pass. Perspiration is released through the pores.

     

    2. tiny opening in plant: a tiny opening in a leaf or stem of a plant used to absorb or release substances, e.g. in photosynthesis or respiration

     

    3. geology small space in rock: a small space that is surrounded by rock or soil. It may be filled with water, crude oil, or natural gas.

     

    I don't click on those Peter Pan links but nice try. I explained the origins of the word and the symbionic nature of it and also "runs". You make up some crap and then put in stuff about plants and rocks? What was that for; to make line #1 sound more realistic?

  6. Lol @ sighting Jerusalem post as your unbiased source for interpretation. Netanyhau's mouthpiece to the illegal west bank settler.

     

    What's next, protocols of Zion as the defining work on Jewish intent? 2x lol

    Hey dude I'm with you on this one. It is the J Post's misinterpretation that makes them run quotes like this:

     

    "They are the decision makers, to the extent that the presidential election hopefuls [of the USA] must go and kiss the feet of the Zionists to ensure their election victory,

     

    when the correct interpretation is:

     

    I sure hope our soccer team does well in the olympics.

     

    I mean those reporters should do their research and understand that "annihilation" really means "amicable dealings".

     

    You have taught me a lot about how to watch out for poor Mahmoud being misunderstood. Thanks.

  7. Your spelling is correct, but for the wrong word. You were referring to urine seeping out of someone's pores. I will now give you an open book test to see if you learned anything today:

     

    Urine was seeping out of Greg's___________.

     

    Pick one of the following:

     

    1. pours

     

    2. poors

     

    3. pores

    The answer is pours. Well the real answer is one of several words that some people might see as racy or offensive. An example is "schwantz" or "pecker". And Greg ought to see a doctor about seepage. It should be a more healthy flow. If you meant he was somehow sweating pee which is not possible then your answer is pours. To clarify I asked if the smell of asparagus or Golden Crisp was coming out of his pours. I did not ask if pee was leaking. That's just silly.

     

    When a verb and a noun are the same word and conjur similar images they are known as symbionic like when a hippo lets an otherwise annoying bird pick the food out of its teeth. The bird gets to eat and the hippo can tell the overpriced dentist to stick it. The noun and verb benefit the user by requiring less stuff to remember. Think of the word "runs". Example: Beerboy runs to the ladies room because it is nearby and those 14 chili dogs gave him the runs. Same word, one verb, one noun: symbionic.

     

    Poors means a bunch of people living in Canada or another third world death trap.

     

    I am not aware of the word pores existing but maybe it is a food some snooty people eat that has expensive chocolate and marshmallows instead of Hershey bars and regular marshmallows. You might also be thinking of spores which are like a seed but for crappy plants, not nice ones.

  8. Why do you closet Canadians always find a fancy way of spelling?

    First of all :censored: you for calling me a Canadian.

     

    And yes I know Canadians and other Euros have stupid spellings that use too many "u"s but in this case the spelling is correct. I will use it in a sentence:

     

    It was so hot, that the sweat pouring over Beerboy's tertiary chin dripped heavily onto the road leaving a trail for miles behind him as he staggered away from the plane wreck caused by his sudden recurrence of spiral vaginitis.

  9. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Ease up there! I can handle plenty of things but being called Canadian is where I draw the line! I'm outraged!

     

     

     

     

    OK I'm sorry. It was a heat of the moment thing and out of line.

     

     

    For the record, my skin is kinda yellowish today. Not sure if that's due to the poorly lit room I'm being kept in or if it's jaundice. Either way, I should probably see someone about it... does jaundice make your skin thicker?

     

    Are you sure it is from being jaundiced and not just being scared?

     

    I'm not sure why being jaundiced would impact your skin. They try not to touch the people they are saving with those things. When did you crash your car? How long did it take them to extract you? Were you holding in your pee during the rescue operation? That could explain it. Do you smell like asparagus or Golden Crisp like your pee would if you had peed it out? Maybe it is coming out through your pours.

  10. I'm not a black or white guy. But in this specific case, this specific location, it's a clear issue of disrespect (to me at least).

    I don't know if that means your hispanic or chinese or native american or even canadian but I have not read anything racial in this thread from the righties or lefties until this. It might not be white or black or yellow or red or whatever but I can tell you one thing your skin needs to be.......THICKER.

  11. But if a business fails, it's not the owner's fault...somebody else did that.

     

    Clearly, the roads weren't good enough. Solyndra would've worked out if taxes were higher and they could afford to fix the roads.

    Do you think it is possible that all these roads are being built not so businesses succeed but so that Mitt's horse will hurt its hoof?

  12. Not really- I was focusing on something more important at work, and that detail slipped by. I usually let that go by, as I am not sitting around and doing nothing all the time........

    Dude don't let them bother you. I once had a great idea for a Bills tailgate party on Europa and these guys relentlessly hammered me for forgetting the detail about us not being able to travel that far into space and transport beer yet. Turns out the big thing was that the Bills wren't even planning a game on Europa due to the fact it is in a different time zone and it would screw up the TV revenue.

  13. Sorry (no, not really, I am just prefacing my statement with that), I have a life and a job and didn't feel I needed to actually look that up. No go back to you own mindless and lugubrious equivocating.

    Don't worry about the crap these guys spew. One time I said I was pretty sure that none of the Pony Express guys had GPS systems to tell them where they were and I got laughed at.

     

    Technically though I think he is right. None of the founding fathers had a car when they were working on the constitution. I also remember hearing the story that when they were getting it ready for release they really pissed off the guys at Kinko's who had to hand collate all that stuff in a big rush. I don't think Xerox released the auto-collate feature until around 1802 or thereabouts.

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