[Sanders now a #1]

I would rather say that Sanders will look awesome in a 1 jersey than agree with Tom B****y’s rant. 

[CBS Sports AFC East Offseason Rankings]

I think Miami will be much worse than last year. Paper tiger is right. Out of their ten wins, only one of the opposing teams finished the season with a winning record. 
 

and sure, everyone lauds the coach. I like him, too. But in all honesty, how does a coach whose team layed the crapfest game they did in Week 17 while fighting for their playoff life not be questioned? If the Bald Beefcake in Jersey lives up to expectations,  Miami might find themselves as bottoms. (of the division)

[The Athletic calls Buffalo the NFL's best front office.]

The job of the front office is to build a competitive team. The draft is a part of team building. To minimize a front office’s success because they didn’t draft perfectly is myopic. 
 

The simple truth is that this front office took a team that hadn’t been to the playoffs in 14 years and changed them into a team that played in the AFC Championship Game. This happened on a much quicker timeline than I think even the most homer of fans wouldn’t have dreamed of 4 years ago. That fact alone makes them one of the best, if not the best (which I believe they are), front offices in the league. 

[Grey Facemasks?]

Now if only they would do zubaz bottoms. 

[It’s nice to not give a ***** this time of year]

That’s the truth. 
 

It is such a nice feeling knowing that we are a complete team and not a team needing a complete overhaul. It gives the off season a better vibe. 
 

To know that we can take BPA with our first round pick and that our first round pick is so far down the board that the “BPA” will actually be a group of five or so players is nice. I’ll be fine with whomever Beane picks. 

[Eagles trade pick 6 to Dolphins]

The Dolphins are reminding me of my fantasy league drafts once we are a few too many whatevers -and-everythings deep in it. 
 

I swear they will be announcing that they signed Keyshawn Johnson to a futures contract. 

[[Name Only Title] Aldon Smith]

...why don’t we just sign 1991 Bruce Smith to a vet minimum incentive laden 1 year “prove it” deal?

[[Schefter] Steelers’ free-agent safety Sean Davis is visiting the Bills today, per source.]

He can’t even spell his name right. 

[NFL extends Int’l Pathways Program to a third year - Positively impacts Christian Wade]

But what does this mean for Harry and Meghan?

[Am I the only one who didn't know Sidney Pegula has a twitter account?]

I think Sidney is a tricolor Australian Shepherd. The only dogs that can make border collies look like they came to dog training on the short bus. 
 

 

[Josh Allen has gone from question mark to selling point for Bills in free agency [paywall]]

Thanks for the quote of the article. It does leave me with a troubling thought though. 
 

what is “nut cutting time”?

[Do WR’s hate Lamar Jackson ?]

I don’t know if it’s Jackson’s dead duck passes or the run first philosophy of the Ravens. Either way, f*** them. 

[How often do you cut your toe nails?]

And this is how I learned recreational marijuana would be legalized in New York. 

[Josh Imatorbhebhe vertical - wow]

28 minutes ago, DJB said:

And they say extra inches don't matter. 

But what was the girth?

[6 teams have until 4 pm tomorrow to get under the cap]

If we do sign Ertz, can we also call “dibs” on his first born? That child is gonna be an athletic monster. 

[12 personnel formation for the Pats]

45 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said:

Yeah we are done.  W are a 5-11 team right now.  
A Head Coach who doesn’t know defense.

Terrible defensive line.

Terrible linebackers who can’t cover or get off blocks.

No running game because our best RB is at best an UDFA level.

Both below the average guards as starters.

 

What else am I missing Scott?

 

...Our slot receiver has a man bun...

[Watt to Cardinals (bills were Cardinals biggest competition per report)]

On a side note, that means a QB in the Pacific Northwest who has been complaining about being hit too much will potentially face either Watt, Bosa, or Donald in 37.5% of the games played next season. 
 

[1/17/21 Division Round: Tampa Bay at New Orleans, 6:40 pm on FOX]

It’s bad when the Saints are playing such crap football that fans in the Big Easy are reminiscing about the days of Hurricane Katrina. 

[1/17/21 Division Round: Tampa Bay at New Orleans, 6:40 pm on FOX]

Crying shame, that is. 

[1/17/21 Division Round: Tampa Bay at New Orleans, 6:40 pm on FOX]

That was a Baker M type of a noodle arm throw!  Suck-y!!!

[1/17/21 Division Round: Tampa Bay at New Orleans, 6:40 pm on FOX]

It is soooo freaking weird to be watching playoff football and figuring out potential Bills matchups. It’s like I’m 14 again and don’t know what to do with my arms while walking. Just plain old weird. 

[1/17/21 Division Round: Tampa Bay at New Orleans, 6:40 pm on FOX]

The good thing about playing the late game is that Brees and Brady can hit the Early Bird Special and process it prior to kickoff. 

[1/17/21 Division Round: Tampa Bay at New Orleans, 6:40 pm on FOX]

How does a replay become a “Next Gen Stat”?  It was crappy coverage on a truck play. A statistical anomaly. Next Gen crap trademark bull...

 

 

gotta get another beer.  
 

 

 

Get Off Of My LAWN!!!

[1/17/21 Division Round: Tampa Bay at New Orleans, 6:40 pm on FOX]

Even though Brady is on Tampa Bay, I am finding myself having a visceral reaction to the Saints. Is it because of Peyton? Or the Gregggg history? Or Drew’s birthmark that I can’t help but stare at?

 

Whatever it is, I am really hating on the Saints right now. 

[1/17/21 Division Round: Tampa Bay at New Orleans, 6:40 pm on FOX]

It is wrong that A Winfield Jr isn’t playing for us.