Totally more electable to the Mega Church Christians (acceptable or sigh worthy?) of the south who believe that there's nothing better than a sinner who can come back to Jesus. We're all sinners JD. So, he'll commit his sin and then MAKE A COMEBACK! He'll be able to drag his kids from the first marriage away with him as converts to Christianity, barely saving them from the "depravations" of Hinduism (gasp), while creating some fundamental, Brady Bunch style family group of Christian foot soldiers. These super-hero Christian spawn will be adept at fundraising, looking pure, and casting down satan's minions in all their woke forms, whilst adorning themselves with the god given riches they will have accrued from their social media empires. It'll be epic.