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4 minutes ago, hondo in seattle said:
Weirdly, Brady reminds me of a pinball player I knew 40+ years ago.
I can't sing, dance, carry or tune, or much of anything else actually. I'm a man of remarkably few talents. But in college I took to pinball like a duck takes to water. Pinball was a big thing back then and I set the campus records on several of the most popular machines. Bring on that deaf, dumb, and blind kid - I was the real wizard!
But then one day, I saw a small crowd around a new player and instantly disliked him. This was the late 1970's and the kid dressed like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever. I dressed in jeans and a t-shirt. He played with a cigarette dangling from his lips. I was an avowed anti-smoker. He probably went disco dancing at night with girls crowded around him (besides being stylish - in a way I detested - he was good looking). I spent my nights alone in my room listening to flannel-shirt wearing Rory Gallagher play bluesy rock. We were opposites.But one by one, the freaking Disco King starting breaking my records. When I watched him play, I couldn't figure out how. His slap-save was pretty good but he didn't even try to execute the fancy passes or combination back-handed shots I did. When we started playing together, he beat me 7 or 8 times out of 10 despite having no discernible skills besides keeping the ball in play.
Finally, irked, I asked what his secret was. He expained that I had no rhythm. My play style was stop-and-go as I set up shots. While he didn't have my fancy shots, there was a rhythm to what he did that wasn't discernible to me at first. I couldn't compete with him until I learned that. When I finally did, it was like I was finally seeing & understanding something that had been entirely invisible to me before.
And that's what I think about Brady's offense. We may not see a lot of explosive plays. We may not see lots of long passes. We may not see a lot of fancy Daboll stuff. But there's a rhythm to Brady's that includes few turnovers, good time-of-possession, some boring cloud of dust stuff, and - for all its dullness - points on the board.What a great story. By chance was the guy who beat you blind and named Tommy? (Side note, if you're ever in Vegas you need to visit the pinball hall of Fame! Incredible place for pinball fans)
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Just now, HurlyBurly51 said:
Gonzalez you’re embarrassing yourself
No joke, what are these questions?
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Looks excellent tonight
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In!
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Why is Anderson in?
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Hopefully not a torn pec
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Got my #17 locker during my pregame workout
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You know we won yesterday, you can put the bottle down.
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1 minute ago, Bruffalo said:
Agreed, but peak Stafford was way ahead of peak Goff.
Peak Stafford was top 5 in the league, just wasted on some terrible lions teams
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3 minutes ago, TheyCallMeAndy said:
Question:
Big Groot had 3 sacks, when was his first?
I think he got credited with one where he forced Kyler out of bounds short of the LOS
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The best part is Baker looks like a top 8-12 quarterback in Tampa, the browns just can't help being the browns.
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Just now, Dillenger4 said:
W but man, that was heart-pounding! Our D... what the heck?!? Babbich better get it turned around and fast.
It seemed like he did after the first half, the kick off return for a TD was not on him.
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Love having a a dude Josh trusts on 50/50 balls
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3 minutes ago, Savage said:
This was my original post.
wasn’t overly critical, just my opinion.
“This team will never win the SB with this coach.
Too soft, too weak, too scared, too much of a pu$$y.
The Bills should run as fast as they can from the stadium, because the dodged a bullet”
You sound like a guy who says not to be offensive, before you say something wildly offensive
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Keon with a big boy catch
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Looking for a bail out flag
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Great start!
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Just now, BananaB said:
Has Kincaid been on the field
My fantasy team is asking the same thing
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Classic!
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Lamar is a very good running back who can throw well sometimes
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A tradition unlike any other.
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Tasker just refuses to let there be dead air. He just won't shut up
If The Bills Win Monday vs The Jags You're Welcome, If They Lose It Is My Fault
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I'm 2-0 at home, 0-2 on the road.