[The Offseason Has Officially Reached a New Low]

1 hour ago, 4_kidd_4 said:

Hey guyses, if Buffalo and Green Bay had a child together do you think it would look more like Brett Favre or Jim Kelly?

 

The child could be Buffalo Packers which sounds like dead meat to me. Or it could be Green Bay Bills which could get kinda expensive.

[Rewatched last season’s games and these are some observations]

1 minute ago, offyourocker said:

 

 

I think Zay will surpass a 1000 yards next year

 Are you off your rocker? ?

[Mahomes would like to challenge Allen to a throwing contest for charity]

10 minutes ago, sven233 said:

 

Yup.  From day one you could just tell that he comes off as a nice, likable young man, but there is just something about him that says inside, he is a cocky SOB that believes he can do anything better than you. 

 

I think "he is a cocky SOB that believes he todays Josh Allen can do anything better than you yesterdays Josh Allen". He's a "likable young man" because he focuses on competing against himself.   

[New Jets unis?]

1 minute ago, whatdrought said:

The bigger surprise here is that they have that many players to put up there... Also, No Lev Bell...? 

 

They are probably waiting to see if he will hold out for larger contract. 

[Best ever NFL running back]

5 hours ago, Alphadawg7 said:

At the end of the day I look at this way.  If Barry played during the same years as Brown...who puts up the better stats.  

 

Brown without a doubt. Barry would not be playing on super traction artificial fields. He would be playing on chewed up dual use grass fields. Under the field conditions Brown played under Barry isn't even a footnote in history.

[Best ever NFL running back]

My choice is:

If any of the other mentioned players had to play on the grass fields of that era they would not have been anywhere near Brown. 

[Gronk retired]

7 minutes ago, GETTOTHE50 said:

just dont pull a jason witten. 

You don't want anybody to hire Gronk as a color commentator?

[How did you become a Bills fan?]

I blame Van Miller and the 64-65 Bills.

[Are you embarrassed to wear Bills gear?]

Never embarrassed although I do get some strange looks when I wear my Bills helmet in the supermarket. 

[Ryan Fitzpatrick to sign with Miami]

3 hours ago, \GoBillsInDallas/ said:

In addition to playing quarterback, he's also keeping Mrs. Fitz busy:

 

 

Proof he is just a backup. This is what a all pro starter looks like.

 

 

[Chad Kelly is 350 bucks richer...]

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 His small bonus from the league is perhaps a reward for dressing for a grand total of one game in 2018 (he was called in for a kneel-down in Week 6).

Now:

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The troubled quarterback has remained a free agent since then but appears to be making a comeback bid.

Took a knee and now out of the league! Coincidence. I think not. ?

[Time to think About Suh?]

Would rather look at Justin Houston.

[Tyrod to Miami?]

14 hours ago, SouthNYfan said:

 

Matt Patricia please stand up.

Hell I don't think any of his assistants have a winning record once they leave the Borg.

 

Belichick's coaching tree is a weeping willow.

[Are we a candidate for hard knocks?]

18 hours ago, MakeBuffaloGreatAgain said:

Does anyone know if we are a potential hard knocks team?

They would have to change the name of the show to "Hard Times" and even then we would probably loose out to Cleveland.  

[What's your off-season worst case scenario?]

3 minutes ago, Chandler#81 said:

Im getting itchy. Might be measles...

Naw ... definitely chicken pox. 

[Jordan poyer & AB spat?]

4 hours ago, Mr. WEO said:

Have you also heard that there are commercially available fully electric cars that you charge at your own house?

Why bother when you can rent one right at the golf course. 

[Adam Gase: Family Drama - Wont be the Jets without some drama]

On 2/9/2019 at 6:13 PM, WideNine said:

That motley staff reminds me of the first dinner my wife tried to make me when we were just dating.

 

Instant scalloped potatoes, tuna fish, water chestnuts, and marinara sauce - horrifying. I didn't even try to fake that I liked it...I gagged and scraped my tongue off with a fork like a 2 year old. Some things are never meant to be brought together.

If you do all the cooking now I would say her plan worked to perfection.

[Hogan will be gone?]

3 hours ago, Uncle Joe said:

7-11 was closed last Sunday.

 

His new nickname will be Chick-fil-A.

[Jets released C - Spencer Long]

If we still had Rex this guy would be signed in a NY minute and guaranteed to be a captain for at least 2 games a year. 

[10 minutes of game time left and they began polling MVP?]

My personal MVP ended up being 2 MVP's. Wife who never watches football put $5 on a pool at work with 4 chances to win ($125 for each quarter). She brought home the paper similar to this only the numbers were not sequential but randomly assigned.

There was no explanation on how it worked so I surmised that it was either

1. The last digit for each teams score using only what they scored in a quarter.

2. The last digit of each teams total score at the end of each quarter.

 

Under option 1 the winners for each quarter would be:

	Pats	Rams
1st	0	0
2nd	3	0
3rd	0	3
4th	0	0

 

Option 2 the winners for each quarter would be:

	Pats	Rams
1st	0	0
2nd	3	0
3rd	3	3
4th	3	3

 

Turns out it was option 2. My MVP's were the field goal kickers for both teams as my wifes pool numbers were 3 and 3 thus winning the 3rd and 4th quarters. For a small fee my wife would be happy to offer consulting services on how to pick the right boxes on company football pools.

 

Disclaimer: Past Performance Is No Guarantee of Future Results

 

 

[Siberian’ stigma: How the Bills recruit free agents to Buffalo and why deep pockets don’t always help]

On 1/29/2019 at 7:09 PM, C.Biscuit97 said:

Eh. This stuff is so overrated.  Put me in charge of the Bills and we would have no problem getting free agents.

I think the league frowns upon sending Guido to get players to sign by making them an offer they can't refuse.

[WSJ studies announcer Romo’s play prediction %]

9 minutes ago, Bangarang said:

Most (probably all) NFL offenses run a lot of the same formations and plays with the only difference being the verbiage. It doesn’t surprise me that he can see a formation and know what’s going to happen. He’s still one of the best in the business.

There have been a lot of former NFL QB's that did color commentary and none of them are in the same league. As far as I am concerned he is the GOAT. 

[Potential Bills FA target Tyrell Williams considers himself a #1 WR]

6 hours ago, teef said:

I consider myself a #1 wr too. See how easy that is?

I can vouch for teef. He has never dropped a pass in a professional football game.

[Barnwell has Bills at 6 wins in 2019]

Guys like this makes a weather forecaster look absolutely clairvoyant.   

[Solution to bad calls?]

1 minute ago, Augie said:

 

Devil’s advocate here....if they have enough angles, like the Edelman did he or din’t he touch it, that gets a lot more reliable. (But hey, I’m still not sure if he touched it, but I think they probably got it right?) 

 

Not disagreeing. There are also going to be times when 2 eyes are going to be better than 2 dimensional cameras. There are also more cameras in a playoff game then there  are normally are during the regular season.