[Josh Allen Haiku Thread]

I hope he's quite good

But I've seen this show before

I shall wait and pray

[AAF in serious danger of folding. UPDATE: AAF Suspends ALL Operations!]

1 hour ago, Buffalo Barbarian said:

Syracuse Slayers

 

Would Buffy be their QB? ?

 

I do think it's a shame the AAF couldn't even make it through one season though.  It makes me wonder if Vince McMahon will chicken out and cancel the XFL 2.0 after seeing how this ended.

 

 

[REPORT: Steelers trading Antonio Brown to Bills! - Per Ian Rapoport (Hold up....maybe, maybe not....) EDIT: DEAL NOT HAPPENING PER BRANDON BEANE - UPDATE: Traded to Raiders]

What.

 

The.

 

****.

[How can we not be all in on Metcalf now?]

If we take anything but o-line at No.9 I'll go nuclear.  People say every offseason that they'll just magically fix the o-line in free agency and it never happens.  It's a deep class for d-line and WR, take them in the 2nd and 3rd.

[The AAF Thread]

I hope this league doesn't run out of money like it almost did last week, it's fun to watch and the NFL desperately needed a real minor league.

[Bills/Redskins Potential Trade Down]

Why do so many people have a fetish for trading down?  How many years did the Browns do that and then get worse?  Elite talent is hard to come by, and while the NFL draft is lousy with busts every year, a top 10 pick does have a lower chance of it.  With a ton of money to (over)spend in free agency, we should try to plug as many holes as possible there first and then draft BPA at a position besides corner, because I'm pretty sure I would explode if they did that.

[Kareem Hunt: “Multiple teams interested” - UPDATE: Signed by BROWNS]

Is Greg Hardy looking for a team too?

 

No thanks.

[Josh Allen Tries To Take On The World As One-Man Offense, Reminds Us He Needs Help]

He can play hero ball for the rest of the season if he wants.  It's fun to watch and at this point losing is probably better in the long run anyway.

[If there was a Re Draft right now, who would you take, Allen or Darnold?]

If I were ranking the rookie QBs at this point it would be Mayfield >>> Allen > Darnold > Rosen

 

JMO

[QB Kyle Allen worked out for Bills]

McBeane doing their part to make sure no fan ever regrets buying an Allen jersey ?

[Even if we lose....what could possibly make the game a success against the Cheats?]

Well, I would say the best we could hope for is Allen having a great game, but he's not playing.  So the best I'll hope for is Edmunds having a great game and Zay looking halfway decent.

[Bills in Blue on White for MNF vs. the Patriots]

Definitely our best unis and probably the second best in the league after the chargers' powder blues.  I also really like the cardinals' alternates and the creamsicles.

[The national media has made their picks. Bills-Colts game predictions:]

Every single week people whine that nobody in the national media respects the Bills.  We're starting a QB we signed less than two weeks ago who hasn't started a game since 2016 and who had his only good year 11(!) years ago.  The fact that he gives us the best chance to win is downright appalling.  Our defense is playing light's out right now but our offense is just putrid.  If Anderson can jump start it and the defense holds then we can talk about how the media dumps on us unfairly but until then this team needs to actually earn respect, not just feel entitled to it.

[What would make you feel good about the Texans game, around 4:15pm on Sunday?]

Allen throws for 300+ yards with 3 TDs and no picks.

 

A guy can dream.

[Bills should try to trade for Amari Cooper, Raiders shopping him]

Just what we need, another receiver with stone hands.

[Would you draft Oliver or Bosa?]

The Browns should be enough of a cautionary tale that no bad team should ever trade back out of a top pick.

 

Give me Bosa.

[[Name Only Title] Nick O'Leary]

Why do people always assume that every player we cut will wind up on the pats?  Generally if they can't make the Bills roster they aren't going to make theirs.

[Predict Nathan Petermen's stats Game 1]

16/35, 150 yards, 1 TD, 3 INT

[FIRST HALF THREAD: Cincinnati at Buffalo- Preseason Game #3 4pm ET]

Just now, Formerly Allan in MD said:

Edmunds remains absent.

 

The most worrying development of the preseason, honestly.

[FIRST HALF THREAD: Cincinnati at Buffalo- Preseason Game #3 4pm ET]

Well, Allen looks composed back there.  For the 0.2 seconds he's upright.

 

Is Richie in jail or can we sign him?

[Good Night / Bad Night - Pre Season game 2]

So help me if Edmunds ends up being another "looks like Tarzan, plays like Jane" player...

[Bills trade with Browns for Corey Coleman]

Fantastic pickup, assuming he can make it through the season in one piece.

[Should We Make a Run @ Le'Veon Bell in 2019?]

Bell is the only RB in the league I would take over Shady and is a truly elite player.  He'd be worth every penny, but it would be a LOT of pennies and it would look real bad after 2-3 years when he declines.

[Fred Jackson Anyone?]

I love me some Freddie but at this point I'd rather bring back OJ.

[77% were wrong believing our HC wouldn't be fooled by the mirage of preseason, but the Allen Era begins week 2!]

It's going to be Peterman.  McBeane for some reason love the kid and are committed to tanking 2018 having Allen sit for his first year.  McCarron just isn't a very good QB and probably won't win the job outright, I expect to see some terrible mix of him and Peterman starting during the year.