Drunken Pygmy Goat

Gunner, good to see you here. By the way, I meant to let you know that the mini football came in the mail...thanks again! Very gracious of you. And I was pleasantly surprised by your taste in "packaging paper".

Also, after reading through this thread alone, I think teef will quickly rise amongst the ranks here.

Nobody is born the GOAT. That must be earned... Drunk and Pygmy are simply adjectives. Society has written off our kind for centuries. The fact that I can be the GOAT, while also being drunk, only adds to the legacy. Admittedly, the Pygmy stereotypes are all true, though...I was able to overcome the odds. However, I fully acknowledge that being the GOAT of the BBMB and coming here is like being the greatest player in the CFL making the jump to the NFL...

Hello everyone! BBMB refugee here, but I'm the GOAT...