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Last Guy on the Bench

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  1. Christ, he's got to get the next bigger size body condom.

    The XXXXXXL size is stuck on his fat head.

    He'll never get it to pull down and cover hisfatself without ripping.

    Disgusting.

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    What are you, in third grade? I'll keep a look out for your classic "four-eyes" posts. Might as well throw in a "fairy" post too.

     

    Despite his team-swapping ways, I think T-Bone looks lilke a pretty fun guy in that pic.

  2. Abraham would be the only real DE on the market that most teams would covet. This woul dmake it an expensive proposition.

     

    Given our more pressing needs of OL improvement do we have the cash necessary to resign Pat Williams,  and possibly one of the top rated OT, OG, TE's scheduled to hit the market ?

     

    Personally I think with JP getting ready to take the reigns, and Willis McGahee capable of running for a 5.0 yds per carry average we should do whatever it takes to place talent across our OL

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    Isn't Darren Howard a free agent this year too? If so, he would get plenty of action, I would imagine.

  3. You just have to rub it in don't you...so I was freaking wrong on all four games, yes I bloodly well admit it...

     

    My state of wellbeing will be restored next Sunday when the New England Patriots defeat the Colts.,...

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    Hey, it's just as hard to pick four losers as it is to pick four winners. Congrats. I just found your certainty entertaining. Hopefully your Patriots prediction will fare equally well next week.

     

    My own prediction is that the Colts break the Foxboro jinx and smack the Pats around. But I am "freaking wrong" more often than I'm right when it comes to football picks, so take it for what it's worth. :lol:

  4. Seahawks over the Rams, three times is the charm at Seattle

     

    Broncos over the Colts, I am not a believer in Peyton and Tony

     

    Chargers over the Jets, this is the year of  Coach Marty

     

    Packers over Vikings, you are right, Tice is an idiot.

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    Rico, meet your mirror image T-Bone.

  5. Crap...I think you're right. They do use that to determine that tie-breaker, not the same head-to-head sort of thing you'd use to break a playoff tie-breaker. With our schedule including San Fran, Miami (twice), Cleveland, etc., our strength of schedule might not be that great.

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    Well, that will help us. The team who acheived the same record against a weaker schedule is presumed to be worse and thus drafts higher (meaning before the team with the stronger schedule - people use higher/lower in all sorts of ways when talking about the draft).

  6. here's what they have on NFL.com:

    In all past drafts the teams out of playoffs drafted ahead of playoff teams. They have Min & Stl drafting ahead of Buffalo.  What happened?  Did NFL.com mess up or are the rules different this year.

     

    They didn't show NE, Pit or Phil

     

    2005 NFL FIRST-ROUND DRAFT ORDER 

    No.  Club  Win  Loss  Tie  Percent  Strength of

    Schedule  Opp. Record 

    1.  San Francisco  2  14  0  .125  .488  125-131-0 

    2.  Miami  4  12  0  .250  .555  142-114-0 

    3.  Cleveland  4  12  0  .250  .590  151-105-0 

    4.  Chicago  5  11  0  .313  .465  119-137-0 

    5.  Tampa Bay  5  11  0  .313  .477  122-134-0 

    6.  Tennessee  5  11  0  .313  .512  131-125-0 

    7.  Oakland  5  11  0  .313  .570  146-110-0 

    8.  Arizona  6  10  0  .375  .461  118-138-0 

    9.  Washington  6  10  0  .375  .477  122-134-0 

    10.  Detroit  6  10  0  .375  .496  127-129-0 

    11.  Dallas #  6  10  0  .375  .516  132-124-0 

    12.  N.Y. Giants

    (to San Diego)  6  10  0  .375  .516  132-124-0 

    13.  Houston  7  9  0  .438  .504  129-127-0 

    14.  Carolina  7  9  0  .438  .508  130-126-0 

    15.  Kansas City  7  9  0  .438  .551  141-115-0 

    16.  New Orleans  8  8  0  .500  .465  119-137-0 

    17.  Cincinnati  8  8  0  .500  .543  139-117-0 

    18.  Minnesota *  8  8  0  .500  .480  123-133-0 

    19.  St. Louis *  8  8  0  .500  .488  125-131-0 

    20.  Buffalo

    (to Dallas)  9  7  0  .563  .512  131-125-0 

    21.  Jacksonville  9  7  0  .563  .527  135-121-0 

    22.  Baltimore  9  7  0  .563  .551  141-115-0 

    23.  Seattle *  9  7  0  .563  .445  114-142-0 

    24.  Green Bay *  10  6  0  .625  .457  117-139-0 

    25.  Denver *  10  6  0  .625  .484  124-132-0 

    26.  N.Y. Jets *  10  6  0  .625  .523  134-122-0 

    27.  Atlanta *  11  5  0  .688  .434  111-145-0 

    28.  San Diego *  12  4  0  .750  .477  122-134-0 

    29.  Indianapolis *  12  4  0  .750  .500  128-128-0 

    * Subject to Playoffs 

    # Dallas selects before N.Y. Giants due to division tiebreaker (Giants led in head-to-head, defeating Cowboys twice).

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    Teams out of the playoffs only draft before teams in the playoff within a given win group. In other words, an 8-8 team will always draft before a 9-7 team (unless the 8-8 team gets to the Super Bowl). If there are two 9-7 teams, and one makes the playoffs and the other doesn't, the non-playoff team will draft first in the first round. It will rotate after that just like any of the other tiebreakers (e.g., strength of schedule). Basically, the playoff/nonplayoff thing is the first tiebreaker within a given win group, followed by strength of schedule, and then, I think, the normal divisional/conference tiebreakers.

     

    http://cbs.sportsline.com/nfl/draft/update

  7. Stranger things happen in the NFL every week. No guarantees, and the odds may be against us, but not insanely so. There's nothing outrageous about Kerry Collins having hot hand at home against Jax, or Bulger firing enough TDs at home to put the Rams in the playoffs against a solid but hardly spectacular Jets team. I wouldn't put a lot of money on it, but I wouldn't bet a lot of money against its happening either.

     

    I'm just psyched that there is no way we can be eliminated next week if we beat San Fran. The Pittsburgh game WILL mean something as far as we'll know at the time (unless of course one of the "stranger things that happen" is that we lose to the 49ers. Always possible)

  8. It depends upon who DEN loses to.  For ties between teams outside the same division, after head to head, is Conference records.  Right now, we're 3-3, they're 3-2.  If we sweep, we'll be up to 5-3.  Assuming DEN loses one conference game, it then resorts to common opponents.  I'm too lazy to figure that one out.

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    You must be looking at current divisional records. We'll each play 12 games in the conference. We cannot beat Denver in this tie breaker (assuming we are actually tied) because we are one game behind them in terms of overall record and two games behind them in terms of conference record. In other words, if we catch them in terms of conference record, we'll be ahead of them in terms of absolute record. There would be no tie, thus no tiebreaker.

  9. If 3 teams tie and 2 are in the same division, the first thing they do is break the tie between the teams in the same division.  So, it would go to a head-to-head tiebreaker between Denver&Buffalo.

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    Exactly right, which Denver would win based on conference record. Only one team at a time makes the playoffs in terms of tiebreakers, so we would then face off against the Jets, which of course we would win based on the same common opponents record that left us ranked ahead of them in the division. Bottom line, it would be the Bills and Denver (if and only if one of the Jets losses had been NE).

     

    The second phase of the above may seem stupid (i.e., why don't you just take Denver and the Bills based on the preliminary elimination of the Jets, since any subsequent face off between the Bills and the Jets will come out the same way). I think the reason they do the one team at a time thing, even though it seems redundant here, is that it would NOT be redundant if there were four teams. Say that Denver, KC, the Bills, and the Jets are tied. (Can't happen this year, but nevertheless . . . ) If KC is second to Denver based on divisional tie breakers, they are eliminated in the first round as are the Jets for the same reason. The Bills and Denver are not automatically the two playoff teams. They face off and Denver wins on conference record. However, now everyone comes back (including KC) for round two. Once again, the Jets are eliminated by divisional rules and now the Bills face off against KC. If KC had beaten them head to head or had a better conference record, they would advance (so it would be Denver and KC). Long explanation for a seemingly weird rule.

     

    Bottom line, if we tie the Jets (and they have a loss to NE), they cannot get in the playoffs over us, no matter how many teams are involved in the tie. And in fact, they cannot get in the playoffs, period unless we are the only two teams at 10-6, because everyone else beats us at 10-6 tiebreakers. (When you are behind a team in your division, you are paradoxically rooting for them to win any multiple tie breakers since you can then get back in the game, as in the KC example above).

     

    So, go Seattle this week, and go NE next week.

  10. No, not at all. Williams went down after first contact every time. Henry breaks tackles. Not like McGahee, but he still breaks tackles. Williams just doesn't have the weight to do so.

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    No he certainly did not. He had a few runs where he broke tackles really well. Look at his TD run. He dragged a couple of guys the last two yards if I recall correctly.

  11. And here's a third opinion saying exactly the same thing. I was commenting throughout the game that, even though the end result was pretty much the same (THIS time), Willis was running faster and cutting harder than ever. It was very noticeable. He even broke out a few jukes, something he hasn't done much. I cannot freaking wait to see him next year. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised to see him pull a buck eighty game this year, which would have of course have to include a couple of big mongo runs.

  12. I like Fieldpass for the pre and postgame (in between, I'm at the sports bar). But I listened to the preseason games and it's enough to give you a stroke when they don't come back on time and miss a big play. I, too, sent an email in complaining. How freaking hard would it be to get some sports broadcasting intern, who would be delighted to learn the ways of the booth, etc., whose only job would be to hit the button before and after commercials.

     

    I assume that someone is doing it who is also doing a million other things, because there is no other explanation for how often it's missed unless there is rampant alcoholism in NFL radio station engineering rooms.

  13. Yes, Smith came in and got burned the first play. I am not sure how many lineman were dressed but I know Jason Peters was inactive as was McFarland. So I think Smith was the last able bodied man on the roster.

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    Thanks. I thought that's what I saw. Since McFarland is never active, we basically have one backup tackle (Price), I guess.

  14. Jennings was clearly playing hurt and Williams was out, so no surprise, that the OL didn't look so good at times (although I still think there were plenty of times where DB had a good chance to set up).

     

    Help me out, though. I was watching the game with no sound in a sports bar. When JJ got hurt and came out, did Smith come in at Left Tackle? If that was him, didn't I see him get smoked for a sack on his first play? And did I hear Mularkey say we only dressed 7 linemen? (Or was it 8?) (Listened to the postgame on NFL Fieldpass when I got home, but can't remember.) Anyone have a clearer pictue than I do of the OL machinations that went on?

  15. I agree.

     

    I really, really like Evans... but get back to me when he breaks the team single-game receiving records Butler set against the Jets during his rookie season. (10 catches-255 yards-4 TDs, two over 70 yards.) And Butler was hurt for part of that season. 'Dre was no slouch, either - Greg Bell led the team in catches in Reed's rookie year, but Reed was the top WR....

     

    For the record:

    Lee Evans, 2004 (12 games): 29 catches - 554 yds, 5 TD, 1 100-yard game

    Josh Reed, 2002: 37 catches - 509 yds, 2 TD, 1 100-yard game

    Peerless Price, 1999: 31 catches - 393 yds, 3 TD, 1 100-yd game

    Eric Moulds, 1996: 20 catches - 279 yds, 2 TD

    Andre Reed, 1985: 48 catches - 637 yds, 4 TD, 1 100-yd game

    Jerry Butler, 1979 (13 games): 48 catches - 834 yds, 4 TD, 2 100-yd games

     

    Of course, Evans still has four games left this season. It wouldn't break my heart to see him make a move on Butler's numbers...... ;)

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    Not impossible. Five catches a game (conceivable the way he's playing) and he ends with 49, nipping Andre and Jerry. Seventy yards a game (a reach, but also conceivable, especially if he has a big 100+ one in there somewhere - Hello Cleveland and San Fran) and he's at 834, right with Jerry. I could live with that. B)

  16. Wow, that calculator is way way off.  I started playing around with the numbers and put in 8/19, 100 yds., 0 td, 3 int and it came up with 95.8.  Just guessing, but I don't think that's correct.

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    See my post below. You're entering the attempts and completions backwards. Attempts go first, then completions. The resulting ratings seem much more believable (e.g., Drew's 65 today).

  17. It was not 134.6 (that makes sense with a 1/3 TD/INT ratio and a decent but not astounding YPA). You entered the attempts in the completions box and completions in the attempts box. When you complete 37 passes on 25 attempts you will undoubtedly have a good rating.

     

    His actual rating was just under 65 accoring to the site you used.

  18. We have consistently been much better on D in the second half than in the first (despite the late drives in the first few games). That says one thing to me. Jerry Gray is making really good half time adjustments, which is one of the hallmarks of great coaching (and something we've been missing for quite some time - even under Wade, whom I liked).

     

    I understand how someone can question the defensive call on the Moss touchdown, but how this translates into "Jerry Gray must go," I don't know. When you look at the overall picture, he's doing a really solid job (as are his cohorts in Washington and Pittsburgh).

  19. Who is Graham?  Are you saying your grandmother is more mobile than Drew?

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    LOL. Well, my Grandmothers are both dead. So it's a tossup.

     

    I was actually having a neural misfire provoked by the "Shayne" input, though I'm not sure that either Matthews OR Graham wouldn't hit a few of those wide open receivers we left littered on the field in Baltimore, even if the Graham had to pooch kick it to them.

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