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Kanye 4 President 2020

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  1. Cereal is where the refugees are from. At least that's what Wolf Blitzer says when we party. #Yeezy2020 That is two times now you've written something here that wasn't about me, my candidacy, or me. Because of that, my first executive order as President will be to officially declare gatorman to be the country's public fleshlight: #Kanye2020 Yes we Kanye. http://yeezusforpresident2020.org/ #Kanye2020
  2. Under a Yeezy presidency, Gillette Stadium will be designated an official nuclear testing site. If you donate enough money, President West will allow you to detonate the first nuke during a Patriot practice. #Kanye2020
  3. When elected president, I will also pass legislation to force Tom Brady to have a red C tattooed onto his chest and back, forever branding him the cheating **** we all know him to be. #Kayne2020
  4. If Yeezy is elected in 2020 the first act the administration will undertake will be to vacate every win compiled under the Kraft / Belichick / Brady regime. #Kanye2020
  5. ****, even Hill-hill's daughter wants me to run. Her mama might be scared of a black man, but Chelsea ain't. http://www.mtv.com/news/2263298/chelsea-clinton-kanye-west-presidency/
  6. ****, I had drinks with Trump last night, I know exactly what that cracker would say. He'd say don't step on my campaign announcement with your bull ****. This is about me. Kanye. Not no cereal refugees. The decision is easy, vote for Yeezy.
  7. This B word. http://www.etonline.com/news/171519_hillary_clinton_does_not_want_kanye_west_to_run_against_her_2020/
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