[3PM Press Conference?]

Team is upbeat. Says they are a special group

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Yeah, they are special alright. Short bus special.

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[(OT) Second US hostage beheaded.]

Ed, one day, I would truly like to hear the details of your "conversion." If you ever have the time, send me a PM and let me know how you changed from an apologetic liberal to a conservative patriot.

Either way, the change was/is a wonderful sight to behold.

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Bill, check your PM.

[(OT) Second US hostage beheaded.]

How about something a little easier. Nuke the entire Middle East, except for Israel, and take all the oil.

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Dude, I agree with you 100%. Seriously.

We need to show the f'ers who the true power is.

[I am no longer a Bills Fan]

Anyone here feel like posting the history of Hogboy? I don't feel like typing that much and my memory is a little fuzzy, but it would make for a funny read.

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I think Hogboy is DC Tom.

[Memo to Kerry: Get a Dog!]

he's already got 2 dogs.  have you seen his daughters?

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[Here we go AGAIN! IRAN]

And Iran's response will be "so what are you going to do about it?!"    They surely have access to the internet so that our military is being stretched pretty thin.  Without a D-R-A-F-T we could be in trouble, even then it takes awhile to train and equip soldiers...

 

So what ARE we going to do about it?  And how's things in North Korea these day?

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Carpet bomb the whole country into a f'ing canal.

[(OT) Good news at last!!]

can you get a job for ice?  oh wait, you may have him already in your case file!

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[(OT) Good news at last!!]

Well, after a year of looking, I finally found a job!  I start on Monday, September 20th.  I will be working as a case manager for the mentally handicapped.  Being in the human services field, the salary isn't great, but hey, I'm not complaining.

 

So -- to all my "peeps" who prayed for me (especially VABills), thanks so much.  And to all you secular types, you can uncross those fingers now! 

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What organization, if you don't mind? I'm a case manager too.

Congrats!

[OT-Tasty]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...ermany_pants_dc

[Ok so I am walking around the fieldhouse...]

"Spiked Lemonade"   

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[In a lighter document vein]

Another Memo

 

I think this one is real.  Seems authentic to me.

 

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BTW, is it weird that I'm getting a crush on Ed from looking at his avatar?

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[In a lighter document vein]

What are you staring at.  There were no pictures of Bea Arthur or the lady who said, "Wheres the beef".

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Bea Arthur! Beef lady!!! I'll be uhhhhh, right back. :ahem:

 

[In a lighter document vein]

[I'm really sorry in a way.]

Never mind.

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Don't be sorry.

[Why aren't Kennedy, Daschle, Gephart etc not]

Bea !@#$ing Arthur.  Holy stevestojan, I mean Devine, Oprah, whatever, but Bea !@#$ing Arthur.  Next you'll tell me you recharged dreaming of the lady in the Wendys commercials who said "Where the beef".

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VA, you do realize I am kidding, right?

[Why aren't Kennedy, Daschle, Gephart etc not]

Ed,  you have some real deep issues.  WOW. 

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[Why aren't Kennedy, Daschle, Gephart etc not]

Like anyone is going to sleep tonight after reading that?  Seek professional help...

 

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I AM the professional help!

[Why aren't Kennedy, Daschle, Gephart etc not]

Okay you can PM, as you have peeked my interest.  But it sounds sick already.

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Well, I was at work, and the Golden Girls came on. I took one look and Bee Arthur and realized right then I had to "release". I went to the bathroom, and let's say I lacquered the sink.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Why aren't Kennedy, Daschle, Gephart etc not]

Let's see, you peed in the sink?  Is that close?

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It wasn't pee that went into the sink...

[Why aren't Kennedy, Daschle, Gephart etc not]

Who are you?  You still post around here?  Time to abuse the ammonia in the squit gun, terrible person.  That should make us all feel better.

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I've been busy lately. I lurk everyday though. Want something good?

I did something horrible last week...

[Why aren't Kennedy, Daschle, Gephart etc not]

They are obviously letting Kerry take the lead, as in "leadership", on the important issues being discussed before the election.

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[Compassion and Tolerance towards Muslims]

Hey, that's the website I reported to the FBI!

[Silent Thread for 9/11]

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[OT-Left or right brain?]

Uh huh.

 

Mr logical had me provoking dogs with squirt guns because telephone poles fall on peoples heads but only in New Jersey.

 

Right.   

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Hold on though...did you not provoke dogs with squirt guns filled with ammonia??

[OT-Left or right brain?]

I am shocked that you set such low goals for yourself.  Ed, I thought we had taught you better.

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