Pine Barrens Mafia

Answer this: How exactly will Pittsburgh score against us? I'll hang up and listen.

I love the sky is falling posts stating Dallas is gonna score a boatload of points on this defense. Good luck with that prognostication

On this defense? Good luck.

And how are their playoff chances looking?

My thread does not exist to assist in your laziness, sir. Pick a number

I just wanna know who that girl is. Legs for days.

Whoa, whoa. Settle down there, gugster. No one's suggesting you should wear the pink frillies today.

"I'm prairie dogging it here, dad!"

One can only dream, since NO ONE in the division seems intent on making it happen.

Freaking Eagles and Cowboys completely useless. I hate New England. I hate being in their division. They've NEARLY eclipsed my eternal hatred of Miami.

Dude I do my own brake jobs. literally anything you need to know to do on a car can be learned on youtube.

Save it for wings the next day.

I use an electric fryer that can only handle up to a 12 lb. turkey. Works like a charm.

Obviously wasn't a supermodel

Bills are a minimum 2 games up on all the other remaining wild card contenders, fwiw, and almost ALL these teams have to play each other.

Yes, my friend! Send a few barrels of the Nut Brown Ale my way, kthx?

Off the Chain! I like the enthusiasm, Yorkie! By the way, my favorite brewer's in your neck of the woods

So that would make you a 1! Excellent! Go out and sack Persia, great Khan!

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There we go. That seems more realistic for your outlook as I've perceived from your posts.

Really? I didn't have you pegged for a 7. O.o

That response leads me to believe you're actually like a 7.

OK, we all know that people around here just love to cling to their concern, so I've invented a method of measuring the pulse of TSW posters' concern. Behold: THE CONCERN-O-METER! Now's your chance to go on the record and let free your demons of concern by listing in this thread for all to see your concern level going into the last five games of the year! Without further ado, I ask you this: On a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is Genghis Khan and 10 is a doddering old woman afraid of everything she sees on her day filled with Cable TV news, how concerned are you about the final 5 games of this season?