[Whose that guy that said JP will turnover the ball]

Actually, if anyone jinxed it, it's all the press guys who have been spending the week glowing over how the offense has not given up any turnovers...

[Well, well, well... Look who is on top...]

I'd be tempted to change some picks, but I have a hard finding which ones need to be changed. 

 

And for the record, I fully realize I am going 0-16 next week for this post.

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Well, as they say the bigger they are, the harder they fall...so expect a very soft fall next week.

[MCGAHEE]

Wow, are we looking at RJOSEPH ressurected?

[Jimmy Kimmel vs. Matt Damon]

I was thinking this was just a staged bit, but if the wrath at the end isn't real, Damon is a better actor than I give hime credit for.  Red faced with veins in the neck.

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Yeah, I was thinking it was his best acting job since Good Will Hunting. I mean, it's not like he didn't know how much time was left in the show.

[Chad Johnson]

I just checked out the Cincy roster and there are no Bengals named Hugh.

The closest is a rookie FB From Brigham Young named "Naufahu Tahi".

 

Interestingly enough there is a guy on the roster wearing an #85 whose named Batman.

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Actually closer on the roster is Houshmandzadeh, but it would be Hoosh!

 

You should also check the staff listings when you do that, though. The Wide Receivers coach is named Hue Jackson.

[WNYTBDGPS Pictures]

No Rich and Lisa?

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If you look carefully, Rich is hiding behind Rockpile....

[I dunno, guys, do you think this outfit]

  This model is probably thinking the same thing.   

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Wow, Brooke Shields has gone back into modelling?

[Oh brother]

that sounds like a good playlist for a Backers bar!

 

but seriously don't coaches usually play death metal and other unnerving "melodies" to simulate the away game psyche shaker??  buffalo soldier??  i mean come on!

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Hey, if they can concentrate on the play while fighting the urge to light one up, then they're truly focused!

[Anyone find it interesting that miami]

COnsidering the way our offense was putting up points, it was pretty safe to punt the ball back to us.

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If that's your argument:

a.) 2 FG's would have made it a lot closer game

b.) FG misses wouldn't be an issue, as our offense wouldnt' capitalize.

[Do you miss some former TSW posters???]

I registers as white tequila - a one time visit to see what was going one.

 

What I want to know is who is in the TSW secret society that banned all these people.. Fess up! 

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Says the one who controls the "inner circle..."

 

At least he didn't reveal that Spiderman's secret identity is Scott Sarama...oops!

[Mug shots]

Yes.  porno.  But at least he learned the difference between XX and XXX.  It's all in the Sir cum stances.

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What, in XXX they are un sir cumcised?

[Mug shots]

Especially when he tells the judge he is gainfully employed at sir cut city.

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Didn't he get fired for sir fing the web?

[Coy Wire]

Because blocked punts are much more visible plays.

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Especially when the networks are more interested showing your gunner getting creamed when your punter does a perfect "coffin corner" kick.

[Gruden attempts to improve his offense]

See? That's what happens when you take time out from your football schedule for frivolous things like meeting with the President: your team ends up 0-2. Now Nick Saban, on the other hand, knows this, which is why he turned down the invite and as a result the Dolphins are....er....nevermind.

[Mug shots]

Apparently we can't run very fast.

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You're always looking back.

[Mug shots]

Golf club?

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Teaspoon full of water.

[Oh brother]

Hey, the more time he spends on "play lists" rather than "play book" works for me...

[RT-20A Detour at Varysburg ->]

i live in orchard park and go to school in Geneseo so it is a pain in the ass but can be avoided.  The detour will take you north on 77, and then east on 354.  when you get to the 354- 98 junction and the detour turns south, turn north towards attica.  You will turn east on main street attica (a confusing intersection.  From here on it gets sort of confusing.  You continue on main street for about 2 miles and then turn left on east main street.  Stay on east main until the road forks, take the left (the road will now be called cadwell).  You continue straight and go ove a strange railroad track and the road changes to W. middlebury.  At junction 19 you take a left and stay on 19 until you reach a sweeping left, here you want to go straigt onto court street (you don't want to stay on 19).  Follow court until you get to 63 here you want to take a right (south).  63 will run into 20A, where if you take a left will take you 390 and back to your route home.  This will save you time over the detour, which sucks.  I would recommend getting a map if you want to try this as the first time it is a little confusing.

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Yeah, just watch that "strange railroad track:" it's at the bottom of a steep hill. That route goes right by the farm that my band used to practice at during the summers (while it is Capwell road...big dairy farm, houses on the left, barns on the right).

[WNYTBDGPS - Official Meeting Notice]

1. JÂy RÛßeÒ

2. Rockpile of course

3. Inkman

4. Aussie

5. Bruce from Texas

6. Psycho Ward 86

7. R. Rich

8. Jack In Syracuse (possibly, depending on work schedule)

9. Dan Gross (probable)

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[Wow, this board must be full of]

Drinking == $$$

 

I guess this leads to a new euphamism: "Yeah, I'm going out with my friends to boost my income."

[There's been alot of injuries going around lately.]

Aw, crap... I can't believe you actually posted this. Anybody gets hurt Sunday, we're blaming YOU.

 

The history of "Nostradammit"

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You can't have Nostradammit's history without the original (wonder who that could be ). I think he even coined the phrase ...Guessing that must have happened on the old board, because I couldn't find it...

[Colin Cowterd]

Worth repeating one more time: we're bad until we're not.

 

One win against a crappy team does not a good team make.

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Crappy? They were a consensus favorite before the season started to win the division, some picked them to represent the AFC in the Super Bowl!

[ESPN Article on Bills' Def - ESPN INSIDER]

Aha...that's what I had thought, but I recall reading somewhere that only three started, so I assumed TA got the first snap over KW. Glad to hear that's not the case.

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Technically, per the game book, Anderson was listed as the starter...

[Campy is doing fine, drank to much yesterday for F]

Thanks, man. Great news.

[By the way did you see Jim Leonhard's]

I saw the ball go out at the one and let out an exclamation, which woke my wife (she's got a cold). So she watches the replay, showing Leonhard get hit and says "why'd you get excited about that?"