SelmonSmith6378
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I wouldn't worry about a linebacker corp that includes both Barnett AND Morrison. Our linebackers are fine.
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ha, ha, ha. that's freaking hilarious.
let me add one: admit to us that you, in fact were SCOOBY.
oh, wait, we'll actually follow that.
jw
I freaking hate Scooby Doo. I don't care if I get flak for saying so...I hated it even as a child. It was repetetive, unfunny, and always ended in the dissapointment that the ghost was...Just a regular guy.
However, I SHOULD be grateful for it, because without Scooby Doo, we'd never have the AWESOME Hannah Barbarah cartoons like Tom and Jerry. -
Glad someone brough it up; some pretty foul things have been said in the Shoutbox by ya buddy. I toe the line a lot, but I do not get in to graphic detail of things of an adult context.
Most of those were probably quotes from the AVGN and IG. Still, sorry if I said anything offensive.
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Not to mention, he'll also go broke.
25 cents 25 cents 25 cents 25 cents 25 cents 25 cents 25 cents 25 cents 25 cents 25 cents 25 cents 25 cents 25 cents
It really adds up.
That joke never get's old.
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1) I'm too much of a misanthrope to concern myself with your petty little thoughts.
2) I wouldn't shoot myself. I'm too awesome for that.
You just said you weren't awesome. That's a bit of a hypocritical statement
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10. Stop Posting
9. Post less
8. Drop your internet to avoid posting anymore
7. Become a Jaguars fan so you post less here
6. Realize no one cares what you have to say and stop posting
5. Unsubscribe from this site
4. See 10 thru 5
3. Repeat
2. Tell JW how you hate the 'Mats
1. Ignore 10-2 and keep us entertained
@jboyst82 -- should have known my top ten wasn't gonna be original...nice to see someone else thinks similarly like me
There's no reason to be cruel. Especially considering I wasn't cruel to you.
Damn. Beat me to it. Except I'm not a curmudgeon, I'm a misanthrope (note, Selmon: that's different from a lycanthrope.)
My first advice to you, Salmon...don't refer to me as "awesome". Ever.
My nephew is two, !@#$.
You're a misanthrope eh? That makes two of us. (DC Tom shoots self after realizing I have something in common with him) Would've been cooler if you were a werewolf as well. :-)
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Star Wars Episode I
Star Wars Episode II
Rob Zombie's Halloween II
Clash of the Titans Remake
Batman and Robin
Caddyshack 2
Superman Returns
Superman 4
Catwoman
Gigli
Miss Congeniality 2
Battlefield Earth
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Leonard Part 6
Dumb and Dumberer
Son of the Mask
Star Wars Episode 2 was actually really good in my opinion. And while Alvin and the Chipmunks was no masterpiece, I still found it a LOT better then I thought it was and somewhat decent. Battlefield Earth was so delicously horrible that it was amazing. Probably one of the funniest movies I've seen in my entire life.
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Hi guys
Well, I think I might as well say it...I'm no SageAgainstTheMachine or DC Tom or Mark Vader or Beerball or a bunch of the other awesome users on TBD. SO...I was wondering if you could help me stop being the sites troll. What can I do to become a better user on TBD? What should I do/stop doing?
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Wow. You certainly have my prayers
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Happy Birthday. I love these threads
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Patton Oswalt, Will Ferral, Jack Black, Shelmon Smuth.
I hate Will Ferrel. You just did the rest to piss me off for no reason.
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I saw the Devil Inside this weekend. And thus we have a new addition to worst films of all time. Daddy Day Camp was equally horrendous.
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Vin Scully
Pat Summerall
Billy Packer
Tony Schiavone
That first one was a huge shocker.
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What are your least favorite personalities in sports? My list would probably be something like this
10: Brett Musberger
9: Every person who makes a cameo on "Jim Rome Is Burning"
8: Warren Sapp
7: Mel Kiper Jr.
6: Cris Carter
5: Mike Ditka
4: Peter King
3: Jim Rome
2: Michelle Beadle
1: Lou Holtz
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I've tried to catch Hatfield and Mccoy, but I can never find it.
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I heard about this on the local news last night...unbelievable...
Let's just be glad the kids okay.
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I'm watching it now. What a laugh. Hitler cooperated with aliens to repair a UFO that crashed in the Black Forest in 1936, that gave them a mercury-based antigravity system.
Hitler. Aliens. Anti-gravity. !@#$ing brilliant.
Sounds like a story from a Scientology bible.
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Exciting.
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That one is alright. I don't like that dopey expression on it's face.
The 3rd Mechagodzilla or "Kiryu" looks better.
I personally like the 2nd Mechagodzilla, but Kiryu's pretty cool too. To each our own right? What's your favorite Japanese monster/hero?
One thing I'd like to see is if we got a found footage film only with a REALLY FAMOUS Japanese Monster like King Ghidora, or Godzilla or Mechagodzilla. Only rated R, unlike Cloverfield, and perhaps with a monster battle at the end.
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Since that is not Godzilla, the answer would be: NO!
Seriously, no Mechagodzilla II?
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Alright, I'll end the Inception talk...It was a terrible movie. Just because it looks nice, DiCaprio's a good actor and there are great special effects does NOT mean it's a good movie.
#1: The characters are INCREDIBLY unmemorable. For a movie to be great, I have to care about the characters, but in this film I did not care, like or remember hardly any of them
#2: The plot holes. Why didn't Cobb just kill himself to get out of limbo? :-(
#3: There isn't much of a story. It's the same-old, same-old "One last job" we've heard a million times before, only with a twist involving dreams.
All in all, Inception is a stupid, cliche, cheap "Matrix" wannabe special only in the fact that it was incredibly worse then other 2010 movies like "The Wolfman", "The Book of Eli", "Repo Men" and "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo", yet manages to get WAY more praise and WAY more credit...Ick.
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To answer the topic at hand: Godzilla.
I'd much rather have Mechagodzilla II...But that's just me.
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Dorothy the Dinosaur was the best! If you have to destroy the Wiggles, at least let Dorothy get her own show!
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A race that has developed the intelligence, technology and longevity to master interstellar travel could only be interested in pathetic Earth for its resources. As far as we know, the planet hasn't been milked of anything.
Battlefield Earth...
Great country songs
in Off the Wall Archives
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Not really country, but has sort of a country feel to it. Makes me want to go out and become a kickass vigilante.