[The next Bills head coach will be:]

__________ will be able to take the sail out of your wind.

[Hire someone that WANTS to be here...]

That narrows it down to the three of us. Rock, paper, scissors?

For crackheads like us, Rock always wins.

[The titan job could open up]

Cowher would def be in play for Titans gig and Bud Adams would probably sign him, flick us off again and gladly run another ad in the Buffalo Snooze.

[Dontes quote]

He was marginalized by a converted WR and a rookie. Good riddance to the Marv GM Era.

[Bulaga or McClain]

I suspect Nix, being a big SEC guy, has a sweet tooth for McClain. Let's see how he does tonight.

[Cowher signing imminent....]

To think I signed up to this board because certain other boards were ridiculous with rumors....Get ready for Rivera Ball

[Cowher the Cowher is Cowher for Cowher in Cowher's Cowher]

people forget that any plane Cowher travels in gets equipped with a huge aftermarket external mustache to lower the effects of the added drag from his chin. You'd be able to see his plane as clear as the oscar mayer wiener mobile.

[Leslie Frazer?]

If they also go on to interview Rivera that will be like the Triple Lindy, er Rooney...assuming Rivera, as a Puerto Rican- American, also is considered a minority candidate by the Rooney rule Gods. That would have to be some kind of record?