[What song best explains how you feel about Buffalo Bills football?]

"dunt" "dunt" "dunt" "another one bites the dust" "dunt" "dunt" "dunt" "another one bites the dust".................or maybe Cindy Lopers Girls Just Wanna Have Fun. bunch of effing goonies

[Jaguars’ Jason Babin fined $21,000 for hit on Fitz]

Thats complete SHEEET!!!! How does the NFL miss this type of stuff, also did the Buffalo Bills management make sure to get the NFL to act on this incident. Im not a little B, but if we cant handle it like men after the game and scrap, then someones pockets got to get hurt. This also happens after Freddie just got back from a concussion??? Complete BS

[Bills talking contract with Byrd]

BYRDMAN!!!!!!!!! BBBBbbbrrrrrddrdrdrrrrrrrr (byrdcall) when he makes a play, I scream that and my neighbors think its my mating call.

[Where's the props for Stevie]

Stevie is one of my favorite players on the team, also a fan favorite, so he gets props. He also is a perfect fit in this system with this qb. He doesnt have deep speed so short/middle routes are perfect for him and Fitz cant seem to connect on deep plays, so...... We need more WR talent and a QB that can throw deep. I would love to see us pickup a good #2 WR like Bowe or someone tall that can jump up and challenge for the ball, so many games I watch other QBs throw it up for grabs, most times incomplete, sometimes caught or defensive pass interference is called, nice 50 yard gain. ON 3RD AND 15 JUST THROW THE F-----N BALL BALL 50 YARDS DOWNFIELD (if 1st down isnt available) SEE WHAT HAPPENS

[Ugh. I blew it. My bad. I'm optimistic again.]

At least we know for sure, if we lose again its officially over. Im still hoping for playoffs because Im used to begging. Lets hope for a miracle run to sneak into playoffs, if they dont do it then on to my Chicago Bulls. Funny though, I'll still check this site every couple days during the whole offseason, what am I waiting for, the next season, yes, BRING ON PAIN!

[Down the stretch]

We go 4-2 and the Colts, Bengals, Titans, Chargers and "others" bottom out and we make the playoffs at 8-8 ROCK ON

[get to .500 then we can talk]

I had the Bills going 5-5 at this point in the season, so theyre only 1 game off from my predictions to make playoffs this year, obviously were in trouble but maybe "AS PLANNED" they make a run going 5-1 at best (goodluck) but whatever FARK IT, 4-2 works maybe, starts with Colts losing against us, we lose we are out of playoff race. Steelers are still going to make playoffs, leaving 6th seed up for grabs. Colts could lose 4 more games and go 8-8, Bills 9-7, but maybe we go 8-8 winning Colts tiebreaker. We need help but I still have hope, like any good, pain loving Buffalo Bills fan should, we aint maffamaticaly out of it until I learn how to spell maffamaticaly WORD UP Lets Go Buffalo!!

[Man's obituary says that the KC Chiefs killed him]

The Buffalo Bills better hope all their fans dont start doing this. They have shaved at least a couple months off my life, Im sure of it, it cant be healthy feeling the way I have sometimes during the last 20 years. My favorite thing they do to me, which is also my own fault, they give me hope and then crash, then a little more hope and then BLAM Ka plunk poooooof done

[Irvin's man crush on CJ]

EEEWWWWW!! Gross dude, keep your lips off me, its bad enough having to shake your sweaty palms. Two weeks later........ CJ is like "why do I have a rash on my neck" "Damnit, Michaels hooker kissing lips were all over me" I dont even wanna know how he celebrated his Super Bowl victories over us, FRENCHING HIS MATES during after hour coke parties

[The Next Four]

We will win the next 6 and with a playoff berth on the line,will lose week 17 at home against an awful Jets team. See SJBF immutable rules of Bills Fandom.

In classic Bills fashion

[Bills 31; Pats 23; Officials 14]

It seemed like the Cheatriots would just keep marching down the field and score TDs anyway, BUT those calls could be called game killers. The one pass out of the endzone probably couldve been caught by a 12 foot man or sasquatch... Maybe the world finds out bigfoot is real before Buffalo catches a break.

[This team needs to show some balls and hit Brady after the whistle]

Fail......... As a Bills fan Ive learned to respect other teams good QBs. How would you like Jim Kelly getting injured on a cheap shot? Id rather win as a man, playing like a man, not a loser puss. All we can hope for is maybe Brady is one of Earths scumbags (like OJ) and maybe he has to pay for his crimes "AGAINST HUMANITY" someday. Naw probably just a great QB with a big ego.

[What will You do Sunday?]

going mountain hiking for the first time in 5 months, thanks Buffalo Bills bye week, now watch I get lost, a mountain lion mauls me, or at least a flat tire or something to keep the frustration going on Sundays J/K Should be fun, first time hiking since dislocating big toe, hopefully my toe doesnt need a bye week next week. Bye weeks count as wins, dont they????

[Worst Regular Season Losses Ever]

Q: What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and the dollar bill?

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

hahahaha but that hurts my fandom. so with Buffalo we get 2 quarters and about 3-4 wooden nickles, my grandpa told me to never take wooden nickles.........

[True State of the Franchise]

he may not be, but i am 37, a bills lifer, and always billieve there is a chance. i may be setting myself up for more and more sports heartache. but i can't do it any other way.

Im with you, Im 35 and I'll take some more heartache thank you, makes me feel alive My mind says no but my heart wont let me quit until its officially over. I dont see it happening but Im hoping for a win at Cheatriots and a strong run during 2nd half of season. But of course if that miracle would happen, then 2012 becomes real and at the end of the year when Bills are rocking, here comes the END TIMES......... only the Buffalo Bills could have that storyline added on to their already "storied" history.

[Trying to stay positive...]

I have no choice but to wish for at least one win at Texans or Cheatriots. If we could beat the Cheatriots then we still have a shot at making the playoffs, needing a awesome run to end the second half of the season of course, but it could happen. This team has to make the playoffs someday. If I have to wait then so be it, I'll be your pissed off neighbor next door you hear screaming, sorry Im a Bills fan neighbors.

[I can't do this anymore]

20 years of fandom, mostly pain, but Im not going anywhere, unless the owners or management get caught running a child porn ring or its found out their part of a international conspiracy to institute a one world government, maybe the Bills are holding back a cure for aids, ect....... The money they spent told me their doing the best they can to field a winner (this year at least) and the season is still young. Im still hoping to somehow slip into the playoffs, but win or lose I'll just deal, because thats life. Try watching someone lose a REAL game, CANCER. Lets Go Buffalo!!! KILL CANCER!!!

[So, if Merriman has any impact what does that tell you?]

It would rock to have him come in and put some pressure on the QB, Im not counting on much, but if Merriman can stay healthy I think he has some play making ability still left in him, POSITIVE MANIFESTATION It would be cool to see him produce before its too late. Lets Go Merriman!!

[RIP Kent Hull Jan. 13, 1961 - Oct 18, 2011]

RIP Kent was a awesome anchor on many great Bills teams and seemed like a great leader. Im sure his play on the field helped other teammates become the badasses they were also, blocking for Thurman, Kelly, he also got downfield on plays paving the way. The football gods just got a new "rookie" center. RIP oh yeah by the way, dont worry about dealing with that loud mouth Byron Cox up there, he wont be playing up there with yall. hes playin in the C.F.Hell (just kiddin).......da jerk spit at us

[Everyone stop by and say something nice about Mckelvin]

McLovin has been rockin the casba this year, now if they can get him to turn his head around when playing CB and play the ball, then we will party like its 1999............................dont ask...........

[Blitz]

Blitz??? Oh Blitz, yeah I think thats German for "dont send extra players toward the QB". It looks like all our DBs are on islands by themselves anyway (with the WR on the otherside of the island, just chillin with a Pina Colada on his island paradise) So send someone extra at the QB.

[ALT UNIVERSE: Bills Look Back Fondly On Their 4 Straight Super Bowl vi]

Some day we will win 4 strait superbowls

Id be happy with 2 straight playoff appearances, lets start there, after that we need like 5 SB wins in a row to erase the past. Goodtimes

[Painful but we need to root for the Dolphins today]

I dont want to root for them because if I root for them they will lose.

[How did YOUR actions affect the game?]

My wife always goes shopping on Sundays, probably to get away from my Bills craziness. Shell call every now and then to ask if I want something at the store or if I will go somewhere later with her or whatever. It seems to happen at important times during the games. The luck goes both ways sometimes she is good luck sometimes its bad luck when she calls, I cant figure out if I should get a divorce or stay with her until we win a Super Bowl. (yeah right Im not going anywhere lol) Also I must be wearing a article of Buffalo Bills clothing that day (tore off in shame lots of those days)

[Patriots @ Bills 9/30/2012 Game Thread]

Imagine if the Bills sock it to the Cheatriots, just like when the mental dude from Full Metal Jacket got beat down with bars of soap put into the socks BLAH BLAM KAPOW BOOM SLAAAAP BA BA PA POW It happens and Im rocking this house today!! NEIGHBORS PREPARE...... LETS GO BUFFALO!!!