Wilson from Gamehendge Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 sorry if posted already...didnt see it anywhere. http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story...mp;sportCat=nfl Gregg Easterbrook AFC Preview: "If I did tweet during games, here's what it would sound like:" • OMG, Bolts are punting from the Boyz' 35!! • Am getting tuna sandwich and a microbrew. • Did you see that shot of Dan Snyder's owner's box? His guest is Dr. Evil! • Panthers are punting from the Broncos' 37!!!!!!!!!!! • Took me 6 minutes, 24 seconds to make the sandwich. • Why do the networks project advertiser logos over the cheerleaders' most aesthetically appealing features? • Wow, Michael Vick sure is playing better than expected at defensive tackle. • Networks + MSM = conspiracy to prevent cheerleader empowerment. • JSYK, thot ab ROFL ab Lions. K? • Bills have first-and-goal on Patriots' 1, lined up shotgun, incompletion. • Bills have second-and-goal on Patriots' 1, lined up shotgun, incompletion. • Seriously!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!! RQF!!!!!!!!!!!! YTW!!!!!!!!!! • Putting new roll of paper towels in the holder. • Bills have third-and-goal on Patriots' 1, lined up shotgun, incompletion. • JaMarcus Russell just came out of the Raiders game, some guy wearing fake tinfoil spikes has gone in at quarterback. • Barometric pressure rising slightly. • If a tree falls in the forest and no one tweets about that ... • Bills have fourth-and-goal on Patriots' 1 and punted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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