Justice Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 Tom Brady-Out for the year Dolphins start out 2 & 4- Go on to a 7 & 5 record. Jets start out 1 & 2 Buffalo starts off 5 & 1- Then proceeds to go 1 & 5 Trent Edwards looks like a real NFL QB- then he stinks up the joint. Buffalo starts out overloaded in DB's- then they (Whitner, Greer and Youboty) all drop like flies. Turk Schonert is brilliant-Then he becomes an idiot We kick when we should go for it and we go for it when we should kick. We challenge when we shouldn't and don't challenge when we should. We run when we should pass and we pass when we should run. We IR people (Crowell) when we shouldn't and hold onto scrubs such as Derrick Fine like he was a piece of gold when we should not have. We miss kicks when opposing kickers nail 50 yarders on us with ease. We blitz when we should cover, we cover when we should blitz. We sign people (Schobel) that have three years left on their deal and let other promising guys' (Greer and Jackson) contracts expire. Did I leave anything out? Is there anything else we can do to ruin this once promising season? When will the madness ever end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 Tom Brady-Out for the yearDolphins start out 2 & 4- Go on to a 7 & 5 record. Jets start out 1 & 2 Buffalo starts off 5 & 1- Then proceeds to go 1 & 5 Trent Edwards looks like a real NFL QB- then he stinks up the joint. Buffalo starts out overloaded in DB's- then they (Whitner, Greer and Youboty) all drop like flies. Turk Schonert is brilliant-Then he becomes an idiot We kick when we should go for it and we go for it when we should kick. We challenge when we shouldn't and don't challenge when we should. We run when we should pass and we pass when we should run. We IR people (Crowell) when we shouldn't and hold onto scrubs such as Derrick Fine like he was a piece of gold when we should not have. We miss kicks when opposing kickers nail 50 yarders on us with ease. We blitz when we should cover, we cover when we should blitz. We sign people (Schobel) that have three years left on their deal and let other promising guys' (Greer and Jackson) contracts expire. Did I leave anything out? Is there anything else we can do to ruin this once promising season? When will the madness ever end? I nominate this the most depressing (yet true ) post ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamK Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 We waste timeouts and then don't have them when we need them. You also forgot: Jets and Pats both lose this week and we can't capitalize by beating the 49ers at home in (almost)December. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justice Posted December 1, 2008 Author Share Posted December 1, 2008 We waste timeouts and then don't have them when we need them. Oh yeah, how could I forget that one. I especially like it when we show our formation and personnel and then call time-out and come back out in the same exact set. That's my favorite! I call it the reverse basketball time out. That's when the opposing team waits to see which personnel comes out and then they call a time out themselves to defend such play, but WE call the TO for them! Isn't that great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Griffin Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 Tom Brady-Out for the yearDolphins start out 2 & 4- Go on to a 7 & 5 record. Jets start out 1 & 2 Buffalo starts off 5 & 1- Then proceeds to go 1 & 5 Trent Edwards looks like a real NFL QB- then he stinks up the joint. Buffalo starts out overloaded in DB's- then they (Whitner, Greer and Youboty) all drop like flies. Turk Schonert is brilliant-Then he becomes an idiot We kick when we should go for it and we go for it when we should kick. We challenge when we shouldn't and don't challenge when we should. We run when we should pass and we pass when we should run. We IR people (Crowell) when we shouldn't and hold onto scrubs such as Derrick Fine like he was a piece of gold when we should not have. We miss kicks when opposing kickers nail 50 yarders on us with ease. We blitz when we should cover, we cover when we should blitz. We sign people (Schobel) that have three years left on their deal and let other promising guys' (Greer and Jackson) contracts expire. Did I leave anything out? Is there anything else we can do to ruin this once promising season? When will the madness ever end? You forgot our weak schedule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamK Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 Oh yeah, how could I forget that one. I especially like it when we show our formation and personnel and then call time-out and come back out in the same exact set. Exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justice Posted December 1, 2008 Author Share Posted December 1, 2008 You forgot our weak schedule. Yeah, I sure did, the list goes on and on and on and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyDingo Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 The Bills are who we thought they were! You wanna crown their ass, crown their ass. But the Bills are who we thought they were! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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