mead107 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/Inves...rtageAhead.aspx how much are you willing to pay for your candy bar ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungee Jumper Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/Inves...rtageAhead.aspxhow much are you willing to pay for your candy bar ? Clearly, we need to find alternative sources of chocolate. But that'll never happen with the White House in the pocket of Big Candy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Clearly, we need to find alternative sources of chocolate. But that'll never happen with the White House in the pocket of Big Candy... No you're wrong. We need to have the government control chocolate consumption and ensure that everyone has equal access to chocolate. Why should only the rich have chocolate or good chocolate. Chocolate should be equal for all. The rich should find it morally in their heart to want to ensure all Americans have their share and should gladly be taxed more to ensure that basic hman right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyT Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 I heard that the chocolate shortage was due to global warming melting it all away. Don't believe me? Well it's impossible to find Snow Caps at a movie theater anymore. At least that's what Al Gore told me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RU5781 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 I heard that the chocolate shortage was due to global warming melting it all away. Don't believe me? Well it's impossible to find Snow Caps at a movie theater anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungee Jumper Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 I heard that the chocolate shortage was due to global warming melting it all away. Don't believe me? Well it's impossible to find Snow Caps at a movie theater anymore. Actually, if you read the article, it's due to a drought in the Ivory Coast because of...global warming. It's like the Kevin Bacon game. Everything can be connected to global warming in six steps or less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungee Jumper Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Oh, please tell me you're not here on your honeymoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Clearly, we need to find alternative sources of chocolate. But that'll never happen with the White House in the pocket of Big Candy... There is quite a Crunch. Some might have Snickers about this. Since the first 100 days of this new Congress has so far produced...investigations, they will form a committee to get to the chewy center of this outrage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyT Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 There is quite a Crunch. Some might have Snickers about this. Since the first 100 days of this new Congress has so far produced...investigations, they will form a committee to get to the chewy center of this outrage. Whatchamacallit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungee Jumper Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 There is quite a Crunch. Some might have Snickers about this. Since the first 100 days of this new Congress has so far produced...investigations, they will form a committee to get to the chewy center of this outrage. And in the meantime, Japan will get ahead of American automakers in creating more cocoa-efficient chocolate bars, and before you know it Hershey will go the way of Bethlehem Steel, and we'll all be eating Fujitsu bars... This, while Hershey sits on a hyper-efficient chocolate recipe that gets 100 candy bars to the cocoa bean that they won't use... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyT Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 And in the meantime, Japan will get ahead of American automakers in creating more cocoa-efficient chocolate bars, and before you know it Hershey will go the way of Bethlehem Steel, and we'll all be eating Fujitsu bars... This, while Hershey sits on a hyper-efficient chocolate recipe that gets 100 candy bars to the cocoa bean that they won't use... Who Killed Willie Wonka? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 22, 2007 Author Share Posted March 22, 2007 And in the meantime, Japan will get ahead of American automakers in creating more cocoa-efficient chocolate bars, and before you know it Hershey will go the way of Bethlehem Steel, and we'll all be eating Fujitsu bars... This, while Hershey sits on a hyper-efficient chocolate recipe that gets 100 candy bars to the cocoa bean that they won't use... hershey cuts US jobs hershey Mexico http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/20070215/h...nufacturing.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Who Killed Willie Wonka? Sammy Davis, Jr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyT Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Sammy Davis, Jr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Lady Godiva melts in your mouth not in your hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 This, while Hershey sits on a hyper-efficient chocolate recipe that gets 100 candy bars to the cocoa bean that they won't use... Ah...the DARPA Bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungee Jumper Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 hershey cuts US jobs hershey Mexico http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/20070215/h...nufacturing.htm See? Y'all probably thought I was just making this sh-- up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Lady Godiva melts in your mouth not in your hands Oh Henry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 And in the meantime, Japan will get ahead of American automakers in creating more cocoa-efficient chocolate bars, and before you know it Hershey will go the way of Bethlehem Steel, and we'll all be eating Fujitsu bars... This, while Hershey sits on a hyper-efficient chocolate recipe that gets 100 candy bars to the cocoa bean that they won't use... Don't forget about those Nuclear Chocolate bars from North Korea called Black Plutonium Dongs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyT Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Black Plutonium Dongs Now there's a movie I'll never see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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