SilverNRed Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Cat Attacks FAIRFIELD, Conn. (AP) - Residents of the neighborhood of Sunset Circle say they have been terrorized by a crazy cat named Lewis. Lewis for his part has been uniquely cited, personally issued a restraining order by the town's animal control officer. "He looks like Felix the Cat and has six toes on each foot, each with a long claw," Janet Kettman, a neighbor said Monday. "They are formidable weapons." The neighbors said those weapons, along with catlike stealth, have allowed Lewis to attack at least a half dozen people and ambush the Avon lady as she was getting out of her car. Cue the music from Predator..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hate_the_Yankees_go_beantown Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Call the Mayor, we have knowledge of an exterminator that has a very effective method, even been seen on tape to prove it(hole different news story). And if you’re nice, he may even take care of small children that you may find as pests. So don’t shoot the kid for coming on the lawn, call the Exterminator. Just be careful he has been known to cross fence lines to get the job done. NOTE: Some people frown upon things like this though. So why are they not putting the cat owner in Jail, in theory, that should solve the problem. "it is not the animal, its the owner". Is Avon’s new theme song "cat scratch fever"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Cat Attacks Cue the music from Predator..... 645399[/snapback] Ah a Hemmingway cat... Miss Mira, the black and white cat in my profile pic, has extra digits on her front paws as well. Although she nips at you, she doesn't roam the streets and cause mayhem like Lewis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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