10 Demands Hamas has for new peace deal​😂​

[Wacka]

From the Babylon Bee:

1. Israel must eliminate 100% of its Jews: This is a dealbreaker for Hamas. 

2. New pagers: The last batch had some problems. 

3. A new fleet of paragliders: They have assured everyone it's only for recreational purposes. 

4. Goats. Lots of goats: They won't say why. 

5. Super Bowl tickets: They're apparently huge Bad Bunny fans. 

6. 100 virgins each: They will settle for 72, but are setting the bar high for negotiation. 

7. Israel must continue to keep Greta Thunberg away from Gaza: The Gazans are terrified she'll eventually reach their shore. 

8. Signed 8x10s of Tucker Carlson: Entirely not related to the goats. 

9. A nuke: For, like, their power grid or something. 

10. The entire land of Israel: All of it. Without all the Israelis. Is that too much to ask?

Edited 15 hours ago by Wacka