The_Real Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 The funniest thing I have heard in a long time. I don't know how to post it from here, but it's on ESPN motion from the ESPN website. "You ain't talking as tough as your buddy with the pinky ring" Watch it, it's PRICELESS. t-r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothrop Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 That is classic - though i am dissapointed he didn't threaten to eat his children. His opponent sounds dumber than Mike! What was up with him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Real Posted June 9, 2005 Author Share Posted June 9, 2005 That is classic - though i am dissapointed he didn't threaten to eat his children. His opponent sounds dumber than Mike! What was up with him! 354169[/snapback] I actually think that was the funniest thing Mike ever said. The guy McBride may have taken a couple too many shots to the nugget. Just my opinion. T-R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corp000085 Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 for as messed up as he is, mike tyson has provided the best soundbytes by any pro athelete in the past 20 years, hands down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidbuff Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Dude I saw itthis morning on ESPN and just saw it again..... it really is funny how it puts himself out there like that.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Mike Tyson is great for quotes such as this "One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard."- Mike Tyson. With that said I'll just fade into Bolivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JinVA Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Here is a good link Mike Tyson quotes Enjoy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothrop Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Here is a good link Mike Tyson quotes Enjoy! 354287[/snapback] This one is classic: "I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Gotta love a little historical perspective: "I really dig Hannibal. Hannibal had real guts. He rode elephants into Cartilage." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian I guess he's gonna do some blow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spun Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Another tomato can coming up on Saturday... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester43 Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 tyson is an amazing character isn't he? i have to admit i have always been a fan of his. god he was awesome in the 80s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Another tomato can coming up on Saturday... 354369[/snapback] I cant believe anyone still pays to see that moron. Although, I would have paid to see him get busted up against Buster Douglas. I missed it because I was on a skiing deal in Elicottville(sp) that weekend. That was the most I have enjoyed any fight when I watched the replay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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