Happy Days Lois & Clark Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 POSTED 8:11 p.m. EST, March 16, 2005 WEDNESDAY NIGHT ONE-LINERS The NFL Competition Committee might expand the replay rule to include review of the point-to-the-ground "down by contact" thing, which seems be to screwed up by the zebras even more than the stuff that's currently subject to review. The Lions have signed Colts G Rick DeMulling. Here's a shock -- with Randy Moss in the AFC West, the Chiefs are pushing the Competition Committee to adopt the college version of the pass interference rule, which would cap the distance at 15 yards except in cases of flagrant violations. The Jets are pimping green-and-white Santana Moss jerseys for only roughly the cost of a Manhattan tuna sandwich (so why not just give them away to the homeless like the puffy shirts on Seinfeld?). WR Jerry Rice testified on Wednesday at the Romo 'Roid Rage trial that he doesn't condone subjecting a teammate to a face-bashing. The Browns have signed Ravens restricted free agent RB Chester Taylor to an offer sheet; if the Ravens don't match, they get a sixth-round pick instead. The Packers re-signed TE David Martin. Former Bears DB Todd Bell has died of a heart attack at age 47. Titans WR Tyrone Calico is hoping to make a big return from knee injuries that knocked him out of the 2004 season. The Lions have gone all woody over the fact that one of their preseason games will be shown on Monday Night Football. The long-term deal between the Rams and LT Orlando Pace creates $2.4 million in cap room -- which will disappear as soon as the team parts ways with Joe Davola. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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