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Looking for a number of individuals currently seeking work (whether you realize it or not), to be employed in the United States. Openings in school bus driver, day care aide and school cafeteria monitor positions. Illegal immigrants will be welcomed with open arms (no pun intended).

 

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  1. , salary and benefit requirements, bandolier size and ammo caliber, and a completed copy of form BHO-69 (I Want to Turn My Life Around) to:

 

POTUS

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Washington, DC

 

N.B. There is no application deadline for these positions and all application expenses will be paid by the American taxpayer.

 

 

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