erynthered Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 Two new elements added to the Periodic Table of the Elements: 1. Element Name: WOMANIUM * Symbol: WO * Atomic Weight: (Don't even go there) * Physical Properties: Generally soft and round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts when treated properly. Very Bitter if not used well. * Chemical Properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen. * Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known. * Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands. 2. Element Name: MANIUM * Symbol: XY * Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50) * Physical Properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to create electricity. * Chemical Properties: Attempts to bond with any WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: CHILDIUM) for prolonged periods of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol. * Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command. * Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yabup Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 What are thier atomic numbers? Yeep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted December 9, 2004 Author Share Posted December 9, 2004 What are thier atomic numbers? Yeep! 153974[/snapback] DCTom would know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yabup Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 DCTom would know. 153977[/snapback] Who dat? Yeep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: CHILDIUM) for prolonged periods of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted December 9, 2004 Author Share Posted December 9, 2004 154079[/snapback] Yeah but, you get to neutralize yourself by saturating your brain with alcohol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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