tbonestake Posted August 19, 2010 Author Share Posted August 19, 2010 At this point I think the only question is exactly what is the curse? Because it's something...Does it have to do with Flutie? JB? What exactly is it? Because there is a curse...Not that I believe in these things necessarily...But I think at this point the verdict is in right? It has something to do with Flutie. He is a sprite with magical powers! It is an old Canadian spell that dooms a specific area to football futility for all eternity. The spell causes poor quarterback play, injury upon catastrophic injury, and threats to move the team to another country. The only way to defeat the curse is to dress Ralph Wilson in head to toe Bills Zubaz and bathe him in a tub of Flutie Flakes each day for 7 days. A true fan will bathe him!!! How do I know this? My Grandmother is Canadian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 It has to be something to do with Flutie. He is a sprite with magical powers! I think it was an old Canadian spell that dooms the specified area for all eternity. Specifically the spell is focused on poor quarterback play, injury upon catastrophic injury, and threats to move the team to another country. The only way to defeat the curse is to dress Ralph Wilson in head to toe Bills Zubaz and bathe him in a tub of Flutie Flakes each day for 7 days. How do I know this? My Grandmother is Canadian. Well he did play in the CFL and he did sport that mullet for the longest time…so there may be something to this flutie curse with the team playing games in Toronto and the spectre of the team moving there and all that…him being benched just before our last playoff appearance…spooky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOKBILLS Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 It has something to do with Flutie. He is a sprite with magical powers! It is an old Canadian spell that dooms a specific area to football futility for all eternity. The spell causes poor quarterback play, injury upon catastrophic injury, and threats to move the team to another country. The only way to defeat the curse is to dress Ralph Wilson in head to toe Bills Zubaz and bathe him in a tub of Flutie Flakes each day for 7 days. A true fan will bathe him!!! How do I know this? My Grandmother is Canadian. Fair enough... But I'm not giving RW that bath...That much is certain... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignatius J. Reilly Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 My digestive system has almost ceased functioning altogether. Some tissue has perhaps grown over my pyloric valve, sealing it forever. How's your valve? I think you may have enjoyed the book a bit too much - don't live your life vicariously thru IJR, or you'll be running around swinging a plastic sword and wallowing in your own flatulence! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts