BillsfaninFl Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Last night I had a dream that being a Bills fan is like being in the movie The Wizard of Oz. I was one of the poor schmucks walking up the hallway in the wizard's castle. (Maybe I was the "this is the last strawman.") We got to the big room and the Bills' mascot opened the curtain to reveal that there really was no wizard; just an old man. He confessed, saying "I'm not a bad man, just a bad football owner." It really pissed me off, because in our earlier visit he promised to make our team a contender if we brought back the camcorder of the wicked coach of New England. Anyway, in the end, he tried to tell me I was smart by handing me a rolled-up piece of paper. It was a season ticket renewal form. I woke up screaming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 1-7 in our last 8 games at The Ralph. So much for "There's no place like home." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Trent Edwards would be the Tin Man - lacks heart Jauron would serve double duty as the scarecrow and cowardly lion. Although the jock Dick made it through Yale, he definitely needs a brain and courage isn't even in his vocabulary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exiled_to_socal Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Trent Edwards would be the Tin Man - lacks heart Jauron would serve double duty as the scarecrow and cowardly lion. Although the jock Dick made it through Yale, he definitely needs a brain and courage isn't even in his vocabulary. Long time lurker. A couple weeks ago, a poster referred to Jauron as "the scarecrow" and it got me thinking. If you remember the movie, part of this song is sung by Dorthy, so I've noted who sings what. Enjoy. Sung to the tune of “If I Only Had a Brain” scarecrow video (Scarecrow ) I could coach well for three hours, silence all the doubters Make some bold and brilliant calls And my name they’d all be cheerin’ while the other teams were fearin’ If I only had some balls I’d unravel every scheme of each opposing team Drive their coaches up the walls (Dorthy) With plays that aren’t foolhardy You could be the next Lombardi If you only had some balls (Scarecrow ) Oh, I could tell you why We’ll look good on Sunday I could say some things to Ralph I shouldn’t say But when I’d win, it’d be OK If I could face my fears, fans wouldn’t be in tears And jumpin’ off the Falls I could win the Super Bowl, have a record like Chuck Noll If I only had some balls. THE WIZARD OF OZ SOUNDTRACK LYRICS If I only had a brain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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