Kris Kringle
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11 minutes ago, Moulds 808080 said:
Santa is coming to town soon!!!
Not to your house because you can't follow directions.
I did my usual, making lists, checking them twice, got to make sure who's naughty or nice.
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You're so funny, trying to spread rumors.
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Trust me, I'm still alive. And no Gugny, I never swam naked with anyone except Mrs. Claus
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This "man" does not represent me.
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How do you think I get everywhere? The reindeer just can't handle as much as they used to due to all those greedy kids wanting the Playstations and the XBoxes. So I have operatives get me various vehicles to use throughout the world and we pre-fill them before the 24th.
Sorry if this seems a little snippy, I get really stressed this time of year.
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I would never charge you to see me, I think Poojer is behind this scheme....
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He can have the North Pole when he takes it from my cold, dead, hands. And the elves will make sure that's not going to happen anytime soon.
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Don't believe them, Christmas magic keeps my home from melting away.
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You science nerds (DC Tom) know I move too fast to be tracked by conventional methods.
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/norad-santa-tracker-site-design-games-microsoft/story?id=21077012
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but in the same week, demi and zooey become single? i am writing to santa for one of them under my tree....
Sorry, Santa sees what you do late at night with those "special" cable channels and he's disgusted.....
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Yahoo found my secret photo collection....
http://photos.ellen.warnerbros.com/galleries/bad_santa_photos
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Beerball is Santa Claus!
No he's not.
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Another one of my helpers going above and beyond....
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Thank you for pointing out that imposter also. He will be dealt with.
...now where did I leave my rusty serated knife........
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somebody's getting coal this year.
Now, now, everyone is entiled to their opinion. That's why Hirly5 is getting Carbon Credits in his stocking this year.
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bull ****! The Clause control the police, the media and the military. This poor guy was railroaded.
Shut up kid or no toy for you.
Wait! What? What'd he say? No Santa!?!?!?!?!
Don't believe them.
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Shh... Santa told him the Bills would make the playoffs
No I didn't.
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I would like a Bills winning season please.
(I've been a very good girl)
Too late for that I see. (I'm not saying which it is though)
My daddy is a cheap bastard, and this year he says that Pfizer didn't give him a bonus so he won't buy me video games for Christmas.
Aren't you like 18 now? Shouldn't you be flipping burgers and buying your own video games?
A Winnebago
So you can live in it down by the river?
Will I get the inflatable doll this year?
Your wife told me you wanted a new mop and vacuum cleaner along with a french maid outfit.
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Duh, of course you don't !@#$ with me.
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I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!
You'll shoot your eye out kid.
I want the winning LOTTO numbers. I want to be a multi millionaire. NOW!
I don't control the lottery, but try these: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 25
The Bills won last night because... (karma reasons only)
in The Stadium Wall
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You've made the naughty list because you can't follow easy directions.