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  1. I see it as another attempt by the gov't to protect idiots from themselves. I don't think it's necessarily a bad idea, but I still think it reeks of the "It's not my fault crowd."

    I am personally aware of a few companies hiriing "bloggers" to write "opinions" and to "report" on products (especially new ones) from their competition.

     

    They will write things like "We hear that XYZ company can't get product ABC to connect to their network", or "bechmarks indicate severe performance degradation with a workload over x level." The rep for the hiring company will then go into an account and say "I saw in a blog that my competition's product is failing; you might want to check out this link".

     

    The connection between the company and the blogger is typically difficult to trace or prove. The "facts" in the blog are completely and totally made up. These companies are taking advantage of the perceived neutrality of blogs. In truth, they are writing the false blogs themselves. This is being done by at least one comapny whose sales force has a reputation as less than credible. Pointing to a random blogger actually tends to bolster thier credibility (how sad is that?).

     

    Part of me says this should be a buyer beware scenario, but the practice of hiring "bloggers" like this is certainly unethical to say the least. I don't know if it is illegal, but I think it probably should be.

  2. 1) Atheists believe that life is meaningless.

     

    On the contrary, religious people often worry that life is meaningless and imagine that it can only be redeemed by the promise of eternal happiness beyond the grave. Atheists tend to be quite sure that life is precious. Life is imbued with meaning by being really and fully lived. Our relationships with those we love are meaningful now; they need not last forever to be made so. Atheists tend to find this fear of meaninglessness … well … meaningless.

     

    Here he protests that other people misrepresent how atheists feel about life. His main argument is to misrepresent how religious people feel about life and its meaning.

     

    I'm sure there are people both atheist and religious that feel life is meaningless. I have not personally met either. I can't remember ever reading or hearing a religious person say that atheists believe life is meaningless. Maybe I missed all the prejudice on this one.

     

     

    2) Atheism is responsible for the greatest crimes in human history.

     

    People of faith often claim that the crimes of Hitler, Stalin, Mao and Pol Pot were the inevitable product of unbelief. The problem with fascism and communism, however, is not that they are too critical of religion; the problem is that they are too much like religions. Such regimes are dogmatic to the core and generally give rise to personality cults that are indistinguishable from cults of religious hero worship. Auschwitz, the gulag and the killing fields were not examples of what happens when human beings reject religious dogma; they are examples of political, racial and nationalistic dogma run amok. There is no society in human history that ever suffered because its people became too reasonable.

     

    Again I'm not sure I have ever heard anyone say that atheism is responsible for the greatest crimes in human history. But again he turns the argument 180 degrees. He seems to be trying to say is that horrible acts that were committed by atheists were committed because those atheists got too religious. How would future atheists avoids this fate?

     

    He says that there is no society in human history that ever suffered because its people became too reasonable. He fails to give an example of any human society that was ever reasonable. He doesn't even try to show that human nature will allow it. I contend, but cannot prove, that if all religion were forgotten tomorrow that other reasons would quickly pop up to justify cruel acts. This is not meant to pin it on atheism at all, but no one should pretend that atheism could solve these woes.

     

     

    3) Atheism is dogmatic.

     

    Jews, Christians and Muslims claim that their scriptures are so prescient of humanity’s needs that they could only have been written under the direction of an omniscient deity. An atheist is simply a person who has considered this claim, read the books and found the claim to be ridiculous. One doesn’t have to take anything on faith, or be otherwise dogmatic, to reject unjustified religious beliefs. As the historian Stephen Henry Roberts (1901-71) once said: “I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.”

     

    The bolded part is a misrepresentation and he has to know it. If he used the word "some" he could get away with it. If he is so adept with logic, why would he need to resort to wild generalizations like that?

     

    Is he really saying all atheists have given complete thought to their position? All atheists have read the Koran and the Bible? Really?

     

    As for Roberts, his observation dismisses the many similarities in the world's great religions (by great I mean large, not terrific). If some scientists believe Mars has water and some believe it does not, I would not conclude that scientists are actually skeptical regarding the existence of Mars. To agree on a topic do we have to agree on every single component?

     

    4) Atheists think everything in the universe arose by chance.

     

    I don't have any argument with him here but I'm not sure the point he wants to prove.

     

     

    5) Atheism has no connection to science.

     

    Although it is possible to be a scientist and still believe in God — as some scientists seem to manage it — there is no question that an engagement with scientific thinking tends to erode, rather than support, religious faith. Taking the U.S. population as an example: Most polls show that about 90% of the general public believes in a personal God; yet 93% of the members of the National Academy of Sciences do not. This suggests that there are few modes of thinking less congenial to religious faith than science is.

     

    Did he really end a sentence with "is"? :thumbsup:

     

    I have never heard anyone make the claim that atheism is incompatible with science. I would have to ask what he means by connection to decide whether or not I agree.

     

     

    6) Atheists are arrogant.

     

    When scientists don’t know something — like why the universe came into being or how the first self-replicating molecules formed — they admit it.Pretending to know things one doesn’t know is a profound liability in science. And yet it is the life-blood of faith-based religion. One of the monumental ironies of religious discourse can be found in the frequency with which people of faith praise themselves for their humility, while claiming to know facts about cosmology, chemistry and biology that no scientist knows. When considering questions about the nature of the cosmos and our place within it, atheists tend to draw their opinions from science. This isn’t arrogance; it is intellectual honesty.

     

    The bolded part is absolutely absurd. I believe in God. I am fully and completely aware that I do not know that he exists. 100%. Personally, I am glad that I do not know and hope to never know (until I die). Some people claim to know but not all religious people make that claim. If his arguments are so strong, why must he make false claims about others?

     

    As for humility and arrogance, I think all people claiming to be humble are arrogant. That goes for atheists and religious people.

     

    I have heard people claim that atheists are arrogant and have probably made that claim myself. For me it is derived from the definition of atheism which has a connotation of certainty. With certainty (on any topic) comes arrogance.

     

     

     

    7) Atheists are closed to spiritual experience.

     

    There is nothing that prevents an atheist from experiencing love, ecstasy, rapture and awe; atheists can value these experiences and seek them regularly. What atheists don’t tend to do is make unjustified (and unjustifiable) claims about the nature of reality on the basis of such experiences. There is no question that some Christians have transformed their lives for the better by reading the Bible and praying to Jesus. What does this prove? It proves that certain disciplines of attention and codes of conduct can have a profound effect upon the human mind. Do the positive experiences of Christians suggest that Jesus is the sole savior of humanity? Not even remotely — because Hindus, Buddhists, Muslims and even atheists regularly have similar experiences.

     

    There is, in fact, not a Christian on this Earth who can be certain that Jesus even wore a beard, much less that he was born of a virgin or rose from the dead. These are just not the sort of claims that spiritual experience can authenticate.

     

    I don't think atheists are closed to things like love, awe, etc; but I wonder what they think about it. I think the concept of free will is incompatible with atheism. If atheism is correct then everything can be explained by science, even if we don't understand all the aspects of science at present. We may perceive free will, love, joy and other emotions but they cannot be real. This goes especially for free will. These things would merely be the results of chemical and molecular reactions that are predicatable and unstoppable. I believe that atheists can experience love, but I'm not sure how an atheist can believe this.

     

    I watched a few of the videos in the other thread and although Harris did not address free will in the ones I watched, he did appear to start at one point. He said something along the lines of "if you believe in free will" and sort of smirked. I don't know his opinion here.

     

     

    8) Atheists believe that there is nothing beyond human life and human understanding.

     

    Atheists are free to admit the limits of human understanding in a way that religious people are not. It is obvious that we do not fully understand the universe; but it is even more obvious that neither the Bible nor the Koran reflects our best understanding of it. We do not know whether there is complex life elsewhere in the cosmos, but there might be. If there is, such beings could have developed an understanding of nature’s laws that vastly exceeds our own. Atheists can freely entertain such possibilities. They also can admit that if brilliant extraterrestrials exist, the contents of the Bible and the Koran will be even less impressive to them than they are to human atheists.

     

    From the atheist point of view, the world’s religions utterly trivialize the real beauty and immensity of the universe. One doesn’t have to accept anything on insufficient evidence to make such an observation.

     

    I don't think he really understands religion. He certainly does not understand all religious people. Of course there is immense beauty in the universe as a whole. There is also immense beauty in every individual being or thing in the universe. Is the beauty of the immense universe more or less than the beauty of a person thinking or a microbe clinging to life in adverse conditions or a rock? How can you quantify such things?

     

    I don't believe this market is cornered by the religious or the atheist.

     

     

    9) Atheists ignore the fact that religion is extremely beneficial to society.

     

    Those who emphasize the good effects of religion never seem to realize that such effects fail to demonstrate the truth of any religious doctrine. This is why we have terms such as “wishful thinking” and “self-deception.” There is a profound distinction between a consoling delusion and the truth.

     

    In any case, the good effects of religion can surely be disputed. In most cases, it seems that religion gives people bad reasons to behave well, when good reasons are actually available. Ask yourself, which is more moral, helping the poor out of concern for their suffering, or doing so because you think the creator of the universe wants you to do it, will reward you for doing it or will punish you for not doing it?

     

    How are atheists going to convince people to help the poor? If we all become atheists will we all be magically wonderful?

     

    Religion has had a role in shaping society as has atheism (smaller). Human nature as a whole has a far greater role than either IMO.

     

     

    10) Atheism provides no basis for morality.

     

    If a person doesn’t already understand that cruelty is wrong, he won’t discover this by reading the Bible or the Koran — as these books are bursting with celebrations of cruelty, both human and divine. We do not get our morality from religion. We decide what is good in our good books by recourse to moral intuitions that are (at some level) hard-wired in us and that have been refined by thousands of years of thinking about the causes and possibilities of human happiness.

     

    We have made considerable moral progress over the years, and we didn’t make this progress by reading the Bible or the Koran more closely. Both books condone the practice of slavery — and yet every civilized human being now recognizes that slavery is an abomination. Whatever is good in scripture — like the golden rule — can be valued for its ethical wisdom without our believing that it was handed down to us by the creator of the universe.

     

     

    by Sam Harris

     

     

    To refute the claim that atheism provides no basis for morality he attempts to demonstrate that religion does not provide a basis for morality. That can be argued, but even if you say religion provides no basis whatsoever for morality and has not at any time in history, he has still done nothing to say that atheism does. He does not even appear to be trying to refute the original claim (which he made up to begin with ). I'm supposed to respect this guy's use of logic? Really?

  3. Gotta love Sam Harris.

    I sure don't know about that. As you may have guessed, I'm not a big fan but my comment comes not from a disagreement with his beliefs rather from his misuse of logic. Based on the original post in this thread, I would rather be on the other side of a debate than be on Harris' team, regardless of topic. It is too long to get into now but I'll post a reply to the list when I'm able.

  4. I really like this conversation.
    Agreed

     

    I'm not going to disagree with you too much here, but I think your argument illustrates a point about human nature that helps the argument for religion being made up by humans. I would say that we are hard-wired to think this way - to invent excuses for violence and persecution, a byproduct of human evolution. It's easy for me to see where religion possibly comes from when viewed from that angle.

     

    Not agreed. At least not completely. Of course each individual religion is made up by man. Most would even admit it to some extent. Religions have also been used widely as excuses for violence and other inexcusable acts by both individuals and groups. But religion has also been used to curb acts of violence and inexcusable acts. It has definitely helped to instill a sense of morality in many people over several centuries. Weighing the good and bad is an impossible task. Personally I think the good outweighs the bad but can understand why others disagree. The only way to know for sure would be to have alternate realities with and without religion.

     

    Religions often speak of ones personal relationship with God. IMO, people can have this whether they "belong" to a formal religion or not, but the individual's perception of God in a direct manner is most important. The formality of the religion can be used in a positive or negative way for large groups. To me, critics of religion focus on the bad that has come while zealots focus on the good and demonize the critics. Both miss the point that the group is far less important than the individual.

     

     

    Not all Christians are anti-Evolution. Intelligent Design is Creationism re-branded to fit into a science classroom. I'll assume you agree that Creationism is an extension of religion and is by definition supernatural. Science does not deal with supernatural, so Intelligent Design has no place in a science classroom. The Discovery Institute and organizations like it are being purposely deceptive and are attempting to teach our children bad science based on religion. I am very much against this. Their position is not defensive in this slightest. Within the scientific community there is absolutely no controversy about Evolution vs. Intelligent Design because, again, ID cannot be a scientific theory and Evolution has a mountain of hard evidence behind it.

     

    To me ID is a defense (a bad one and in most cases misplaced but a defense nonetheless). I do not think it belongs in a classroom but also don't think that over-interpretaion of Darwinism belongs. I have been in long arguments about that topic here and in the end always had to agree to disagree. I am of the opinion that some who adhere to the theory of evolution see it as proof that God is a myth (not all). It is most definitely used as a mechanism to mock religion and Christianity in particular. Much like Christians using the Bible to justify violence I think some Darwinists have misunderstood their own theory.

     

     

    I would never say that I know just about anything for certain, making me agnostic. I would see the likelihood of any one modern (or ancient) religion getting it right as near zero. I can conceive of a god who started our Universe into motion and let it go from there. I do not think this god would have to have any supernatural power, would need to still exist, or would even have any influence at all over its creation. Anything more than that and I feel like I would only be deceiving myself. I do not think that one can make oneself believe in such things.

     

    I don't know why any religion should be expected to be perfect more than any scientific theory should. I can understand being frustrated with people that interpret it as perfect or even a sects claims of its perfection but if you're waiting for the perfect religion or perfect unified scientific theory, you're going to be waiting a while. I think organized religion has a place to help be a set of guideposts. There can be many routes to the same destination. To me, the utility in organized religion is similar to the utility of scientific publications.

     

    You would not expect an idividual to come up with theories on evolution, quantum mechanics, etc. etc. on their own. What others have learned can help give a scientists a head start and guideposts.

     

    Religious teachings can be used in a similar way.

     

    Both science and religion can be used in dangerous ways either accidentally or purposefully.

     

    I don't think people can make themselves believe in something nor should they try. They also shouldn't close off avenues which may result in belief.

     

     

    I don't think anybody can say for certain whether or not free will is real or an illusion. It's certainly an interesting subject that leads to many interesting scenarios. I guess I'll say that if time is just a variable, a fourth dimension, then perhaps we are just moving along forward and backward through space and time. If you were able to treat reality like your DVR, would people appear to move through the same space as time rolls backward and forward? If they're confined to that position in space at a given time, do they really have free will? It's all very cool stuff and much more interesting than any alternative I've ever heard of.

    I agree that it is interesting but strongly believe (not know, believe) that I have free will. It is one of the coponents for me believing in God because I believe without God there simply cannot be free will. Maybe it's only a perception. Who knows?

     

    Almost completely off topic the one paranormal anamoly I find most strange is people nearly dying and seeing the lighted tunnel. To me it does not jive with God or with atheism. If there is a God why would he not be able to erase the dying person's memory of the event? Would God not know the person was going to live through the episode? If there is no God why would the brain need to play tricks on itself? Wouldn't it have better things to do while trying to avoid death?

  5. And for all of you pop psychologists with nothing but your own intuition and "experience with atheists" to go on, please don't try to pigeonhole me as someone who had a bad experience or became disillusioned with the church. You don't know what motivates me.

     

    I grew up Catholic, attended 12 years of Catholic school and never had a bad experience with anyone in that system or in any other context pertaining to religion. I have a loving family, a good job and a very satisfying life to this point. Outside of family, friends, sports, etc... the only thing that really matters to me is truth. I consider myself a Skeptic and don't buy into the garbage that most people accept as fact without first applying critical thought. This is what led my to my current views on god and religion. The wars, bigotry and problems that religion has caused since it has been around has made me more than just agnostic. The scandals within the Catholic Church, especially the seeming predilection for priests to be pedophiles, has made it easy to abandon that entity. The Intelligent Design movement and its battle against Evolution has pushed me further toward being what some of you would consider a militant atheist.

     

    None of this really matters. My motivations or anyone else's motivations do not affect the truth about religion. You may not like me or what I think. You may want to say I'm a bigot or whatever, but that doesn't change anything at all in this conversation.

     

    The truth is that religion is, always was and always will be supernatural and irrational. This is a fact and nothing you can say about me or anything else will change that fact. This is not a disparaging remark. It is the truth.

     

    I'll make no judgments about your atheism or how it impacts you but I do have a few questions and disagreements.

     

    My disagreements mainly lie in religion being the cause of so many problems. While I'll agree that religion is often (not always) used as the justification, it is not used as the cause (at least not in my view). If someone has a goal and it involves killing someone to achieve it, the would be killer will always look for justification because killing is seen as wrong by most every person. I will grant you that religion is often a convenient justification, but that does not mean another can't be found. History has demonstrated this. A lot of conservatives call environmentalism a "religion". I can partially agree with that. Environmentalism has also been used as an excuse for violence. This does not make environmentalism itself pointless or wrong. If religion, environmentalism, and all the modern excuses for violence were wiped from Earth tomorrow and erased from everyone's memory banks, my bet is that new excuses would pop up very quickly.

     

    I also disagree (partially) with your opinion on the intelligent design crowd. I do see it as a very weak argument but also see it as having been spawned by a relentless attack on religion. Evolution and God are not mutually exclusive yet many "religious people" and "evolutionists" see them as so. The word and description of God has been under scrutiny for several decades when used in schools and public places. Personally, I see an agenda being driven by the left toward that goal and a defense by the right. There is a wide area for disagreement here and I understand that. It's just the way I see it.

     

    I understand what you wrote above and am not trying to analyze you (you told me not to) but am curious about something. You explain how you became agnostic. I undestand that. You stated that the intelligent design crowd pushed you to be "more than just agnostic". That could mean that you're agnostic and really annoyed with religions and/or that you not only have doubts about God but are certain there is no God. Which is it?

     

    My question only applies if you're truly an atheist (you're sure God does not exist). If so, are you equally sure that free will is merely an illusion. The radio piece implied this on a small scale saying that decisions were impacted. It did not go so far as to say decisions were an illusion. It did reference a book that appeared to make that case. I wonder if that book's author thinks he chose to write it in the first place. By extension, if free will is an illusion what is real? Emotion? Consciousness? Or is it only matter and energy?

     

    I certainly agree that religion is supernatural. I'm pretty sure the Pope would agree too. Different people define irrational in different ways so I'm not sure what to say about that.

  6. I'm not sure why, but I always seem to get drawn into this type of discussion.

     

    For the sake of disclosure I believe in God and even in a particular God. Although I disagree, I can understand how atheists come to some of their conclusions. I fully understand that my belief in God is a belief, and not knowledge. I watched the first Dawkins video which is interesting but does not seem to me to address God at all (despite its title).

     

    My major question for atheists is why so many of them seem to believe in and assert the concept of free will. To me, if there is no God, free will along with many other concepts becomes a mere perception, not a reality. We'd all have to be a collection of atoms which are behaving in predictable manner the way atoms do. It may not be predictable by us, but it has to be predictable. If it is, our fates are all pre-determined and free will is an illusion. I see and hear many atheists espousing all sorts of concepts but pre-determination is not one of them and certainly not the primary notion. Dawkins in his video talks about how we can or should approach viewing the world; what we may be able to do better train ourselves as a species to evolve outside Middle World, and several other seemingly noble tasks, but he never throws up his arms and says we can't help ourselves. How can free will truly exist in his world? I would guess a vast majority of believers and non-believers in God believe in free will. To me this belief is more compatible with God than with no God. If an atheist argues pre-determination, his argument holds more water.

     

    There are billions of people who believe in God and probably not two who believe in exactly the same thing. One of the strongest facets of my belief is that if God were good at his job, he would make himself unprovable (Thanks God). If he walked down the street saving everyone from oncoming buses, what would be the point?

     

    The thought that religion is the major cause for global strife and violence is odd to me. It has certainly played a role in history, but if we all magically became atheists tomorrow I see very little chance of violence disappearing. There are plenty of examples of violence (mass and individual) that have nothing to do with religion. If you're looking for a core reason for war, persecution, holocaust, and other ugliness I'd suggest blaming human nature, not religion. Religion has certainly served as an excuse, but excuses are a dime a dozen and easily replaced.

  7. 2. Jennifer Connelly

    3. Roy Halladay

    4. NE wins big, but the next day the victory is taken away from them when it is discovered Bill Belichick had a secret microphone stuffed up Dick Jauron's ass for the last 4 years.

    5. 2.5...or a full 2.0 more than Schobel/Kelsay/Denney combined.

    2. WRONG!!!!!!

     

    3. WRONG!!!!! and double WRONG!!!!!!

     

    4. Jauron has an ass? WRONG!!!!!

     

    5. Why is EVERYONE all over Schobel? WRONG!!!!!!!

  8. 1. Done

    2. Bar Rafaeli

    3. your divorce lawyer (fantasy baseball is a waste of time)

    4. All smart bettors who parlay the Pats win BIG

    5. 7

    2. WRONG!!!!!

    3. I have offered no opinion of fantasy baseball's value and expect no opinions in the replies. I expect answers. WRONG!!!!!!

    4. Fantasy baseball is wasting time but betting on football is productive? WRONG!!!!!!

    5. WRONG!!!!!!

  9. 2. Outside of McLaughlin's obvious choice from old polls and still reigning champ, who is currently the hottest female on the planet?

     

    3. If you participate in fantasy baseball and you prepare properly, the same player should have topped your draft list for the past 5 years or so. Who is that player?

     

    4. September 14th and into the 15th will be "Get Lucky" day. Why?

     

    Official question 5. How many sacks will Aaron Maybin record in 2009?

    Hints for the rest:

     

    2. We all know Martina McBride is still the hottest female but there are many ways to be hot.

     

    3. The best answer so far was given by NDIrish1978

     

    4. It does not involve sex or beeging your wife in any way.

     

    5. No hints required.

  10. 1. Brian moorman 70 yard punt...

    2. Megan fox

    3. Mark Texiera

    4. Bills won't lose by 35?

    5. 6

    1. Just when I start feeling bad that DC Tom calls you an idiot all day in that new feature, you go an answer an already answered question. AND QUOTE IT ANSWER and all. WRONG!!!!!!

     

    2. The question about hideous tattoos is in a future McLaughlin poll so WRONG!!!!!!

     

    3. Yankees Yankees Yankees. WRONG!!!!!!

     

    4. a 36 point loss is lucky? WRONG!!!!!!!

     

    5. WRONG!!!!!!

  11. 1. McKelvin

    2. Alessandra, the victoria's secret model

    3. Tim Lincecum

    4. The world will not end even though dwight drane predicted it would on 9/15/09

    5. 3.5

    1. Done

    2. Strangely, your answer souonds close to half of the correct answer. WRONG!!!!!

    3. WRONG!!!!!!!

    4. He did? That would be "Get Unlucky" WRONG!!!!!

    5. :devil: WRONG!!!!!!

  12. 2. Outside of McLaughlin's obvious choice from old polls and still reigning champ, who is currently the hottest female on the planet?

     

    Trick question. The hottest woman on the planet is a halfsie, composed of Jessica Alba's top half and vida guerra's lower half. So technically, she is the hottest womEn on the planet.

     

    Your answer could have been worse. You could have said Tila Tequila. WRONG!!!!!!!!

     

    3. If you participate in fantasy baseball and you prepare properly, the same player should have topped your draft list for the past 5 years or so. Who is that player?

     

    The answer is me. I put my team name at the top of every draft list. So again, trick question.

     

    That is a better answer than any other given yet. It is WRONG!!!!!

     

    4. September 14th and into the 15th will be "Get Lucky" day. Why?

     

    It is your anniversary of the day you discovered "alone time"?

     

    Perhaps you don't understand this game. In this game, the moderator insults the participants. It is not the other way around. WRONG!!!!!!!

     

    Former 5. The last question was going to be "If this Bill makes the Pro Bowl in 2009 it will be the best possible news for our prospects as a team." Trent Edwards was not going to be an eligible answer since he was too obvious as a QB. The answer was going to be D. Bell. That answer became too easy yesterday (Thanks Brandon for screwing up my poll).

     

    James Hardy

     

    Aaron Maybin's sack total will not be James Hardy so WRONG!!!!!

  13. Here are the 5 questions:

     

    1. Which Bill will make the biggest play (good play) on Monday night? EDIT: Answer McKelvin. Credit: Silvermike

     

    Leodis McKelvin

     

    You are indeed smarter than you look.

     

    2. Outside of McLaughlin's obvious choice from old polls and still reigning champ, who is currently the hottest female on the planet?

     

    Maude Flanders

     

    I looked it up on Goggle expecting to see Bea Arthur. Although slightly better, WRONG!!!!!

     

    3. If you participate in fantasy baseball and you prepare properly, the same player should have topped your draft list for the past 5 years or so. Who is that player?

     

    Ichiro Suzuki

     

    He is way down the list. WRONG!!!!!!

     

    4. September 14th and into the 15th will be "Get Lucky" day. Why?

     

    My wife will be back from her trip, I will buy her a bottle of vodka, and nature will take its course.

     

    WRONG!!!!! At least you invoked nature where so many others have invoked begging and crying.

     

    Former 5. The last question was going to be "If this Bill makes the Pro Bowl in 2009 it will be the best possible news for our prospects as a team." Trent Edwards was not going to be an eligible answer since he was too obvious as a QB. The answer was going to be D. Bell. That answer became too easy yesterday (Thanks Brandon for screwing up my poll).

     

    Demetrius Bell

     

    30 seconds later and still smarter than you look. Impressive.

     

    Official question 5. How many sacks will Aaron Maybin record in 2009?

     

    Zero

     

    Not even a Penn State guy can be that bad. WRONG!!!!!

  14. 1. TO

    2. So 2nd place? All I can think of is Lee.

    3. The answer to this is Albert Pujols. Hands down.

    4. Because the Bills won and the game went past midnight?

    5. This is a trick question. He can't record them because he is on the field and can't hold the camera. Zero.

    1. Already answered WRONG!!!!

     

    2. Yes 2nd place. Behind the obvious first place. WRONG!!!!!!!

     

    3. WRONG!!!!!! And I don't care where your hands are when you're thinking of Albert Pujols. (I hate to steal from one of my own old jokes but couldn't resist. I think the first time it was about Faith Hill at least.)

     

    4. Oooh. Good try. WRONG!!!!!!!!

     

    5. This is not a trick question. WRONG!!!!!

  15. 1. The glove-wearing nancy from Los Gatos.

     

    2. My wife.

     

    3. A-Rod.

     

    4. We have taken the first steps toward a top-10 pick in next year's NFL draft.

     

    5. 5

    1. Already answered. WRONG!!!!!!

     

    2. It's a board full of kiss-ups. WRONG!!!!!!!

     

    3. I never knew Madonna's initials were "KRC" WRONG!!!!!!!!!

     

    4. Is that an opinion, a statement of fact or an attempt at an answer? WRONG!!!!!!

     

    5. WRONG!!!!!!!

  16. 1.) Leodis McKelvin

    2.) Eleanor Clift

    3.) Johan Santana

    4.) Because our wives will offer sex in order to get us to stop crying after the Bills-Pats game.

    5.) 11

     

    Bonus question: On a scale of 0 to 10—with 0 representing zero possibility and 10 representing metaphysical certitude, will Dick Jauron survive the season?

    1. CORRECT. I will modify the original.

     

    2. Have you EVER watched this show??????? WRONG!!!!!!

     

    3. Well at least you didn't say Pujols. WRONG!!!!!

     

    4. Everyone? On this site? Have you seen us? WRONG!!!!!

     

    5. I like that number. I really do. WRONG!!!!!

  17. 1) Chris Kelsay--in the first quarter he will alter his pass rush and divert into the stands, propose to Giselle on the spot. Giselle will be overtaken with Kelsay's chiseled good looks and leave Brady on the spot. This sends Brady into deep depression--unable to play.

    2) Diane Lane

    3) Pujols

    4) Only 6 months and 3 days/2 days to St. Patrick's Day

    5) How many times will he visit Tops or Wegmans? 6

    1. "A" for imagination "W" for WRONG!!!!!!!

     

    2. I swear we've been through this. WRONG!!!!!!!

     

    3. It seems unanimous. Unanimously WRONG!!!!!!

     

    4. 14 seconds is my limit for trying to think of a witty response for a ridiculous answer so WRONG!!!!!!!!

     

    5. I know he is smallish for a DE but even he has to eat more than 6 grocery trips worth in a season. WRONG!!!!!

  18. Ataefiok Etukeren will flip five burgers simultaneously, beating Filmel Johnson's record of four.

    Good guess but I think they cut that guy. WRONG!!!!!!!

     

    I'm guessing some horse in Saratoga.

    Be specific. WRONG!!!!!!!!

     

    Billy Bean

    There are two of them. Which one did you mean? Oh, never mind. I'll answer individually.

     

    WRONG!!!!!!! and WRONG!!!!!!!

     

    Trent Edwards is still walking.

    Maybe he will be, maybe he won't be. WRONG!!!!!!!

     

    Don't count out #1 above.

    I already did. WRONG!!!!

     

    1000 on Fridays, 2 on Sunday/Monday

    Right about Fridays WRONG!!!!!!! about the rest.

  19. I seriously love this game; glad to see it's back.

     

    1) The Bills will make only bad plays. I will go with Oman fumble returned for by Pats for a TD.

    2) My wife.

    3) Fantasy baseball? Who still plays fantasy baseball? I will say Albert Pujols, assuming he still plays.

    4) Because the Bills plane will crash on the way back from Foxborough, literally "blowing" up this team.

    5) Five sacks.

    1. The first answer to the first question of the poll is down on the Bills????? WRONG!!!!!! There will be good plays (well, at least one).

     

    2. Please apologize to her as I say WRONG!!!!!!!!! Once she knows the right answer even she will understand.

     

    3. He still plays. WRONG!!!!!!!

     

    4.

     

    5. WRONG!!!!!

  20. I haven't been around too much but the season is about to kick off and I figured it was time for a McLaughlin. In case you don't know or forgot the rules, I will ask 5 questions. Reply with your answer to each. I will let you know whether you are right or WRONG!!!! in the style of the old McLaighlin group parody from SNL. I will try to be extra insulting.

     

    To keep it up to date this time, once someone gets an answer correct I will edit the orginal entry and include the answer. You can then just skip it.

     

    Here are the 5 questions:

     

    1. Which Bill will make the biggest play (good play) on Monday night? EDIT: Answer McKelvin. Credit: Silvermike

     

    2. Outside of McLaughlin's obvious choice from old polls and still reigning champ, who is currently the hottest female on the planet? The racehorse Rachel Alexandra. She defines awesome.

     

    3. If you participate in fantasy baseball and you prepare properly, the same player should have topped your draft list for the past 5 years or so. Who is that player? David Aardsma (That should have been so easy)

     

    4. September 14th and into the 15th will be "Get Lucky" day. Why? Mark Knopfler's new CD "Get Lucky" will be released (sort of tough I know but there are hints all over old McLaughlins, my sigs and avatar)

     

    Former 5. The last question was going to be "If this Bill makes the Pro Bowl in 2009 it will be the best possible news for our prospects as a team." Trent Edwards was not going to be an eligible answer since he was too obvious as a QB. The answer was going to be D. Bell. That answer became too easy yesterday (Thanks Brandon for screwing up my poll).

     

    Official question 5. How many sacks will Aaron Maybin record in 2009? 6.5

  21. They did seem to drop off the map pretty quickly considering how big they were in the '80s.

    Knopfler may have dropped off the radar but he is still on the map. Dire Straits is no more, but MK has put out several outstanding solo efforts along with an album of duets with Emmylou Harris. I'd say that they are the best of his career and that is coming from a huge Dire Straits fan.

     

    It is impossible to say which guitarist is the best because so much of it is personal preference. IMO, it is almost as hard to say whether someone is underrated or overrated as a guitarist once they get to a high level of recognition. Personally I think Knopfler is very underappreciated. I think people recognize how well he can play a guitar. What is not always seen is how well he fits his guitar within the framework of a song. It is incredible. The way he uses his skill there is what I like most. You know at any time he can have his guitar take over a song, but on most he holds it back and leaves you waiting; especially as his career progresses. Early on songs like Sultans of Swing, Lady Writer and especially Telegraph Road have long and impresive solos. More recent stuff has fantastic guitar that threatens to break out into a solo, and sometimes does, but never totally overtakes a song.

     

    We can argue whether any guitarist at that level of fame is overrated or underrated, but one area of Knopfler's skill that is very, very underrated is his songwriting. He is incredibly well read and has songs that reflect this on a multitude of topics. He writes about wars, third world dictators, regular people, and interesting figures like Ray Kroc and Sonny Liston. He writes from the third person and the first person. "Boom, Like That" is written from Kroc's perspective and is a very unique and song.

     

    Everything fits in his songs, especially on his last few recordings. There are not really hard rock albums, although most have a song or two that remind you of DS. His latest album (about 18 months old) is "Kill To Get Crimson". My guess is if Bruce Springsteen had released this album that it would have won about 34 Grammys. Most people still think Knopfler is off the map. That's why I still say he is underrated as a guitarist but profoundly underrated as an overall musician.

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