jeff blunton

Bills Mafia, we need to have a serious conversation. Today, I witnessed a moment that shook me to my core — and no, it wasn’t a blown coverage or a missed kick. It was KJ Hamler’s electric scooter. If you can even call it that. That thing looked like it was held together with hopes, prayers, and maybe a twisty tie. It whined like a dying kazoo and moved slower than a Patriots rebuild. We are the Mafia. We do not let our guys pull up to practice looking like they stole a scooter from a yard sale behind a Chuck E. Cheese. So here’s the play: Let’s rally, not just for laughs — but for a cause. KJ has supported the American Cancer Society, a cause close to his heart. Let’s throw down in true Mafia fashion and donate in his name. And hey — maybe we raise enough to get the man a scooter that doesn’t get outpaced by snails. We’re talking high speed. LED lights. Horn that says “Go Bills.” Possibly hydraulics. Something with dignity. Do it so we never have to witness that sad contraption again. #BillsMafia #ScooterForKJ #HamlerDeservesHorsepower #AmericanCancerSociety #UpgradeThatRide

So if McDermott runs all three times in the middle of the line that will spend all of Houstons timeouts, you have a better punt and Houston can't run that middle dump to make the field goal closer..... How's this not a fireable offense???