I laughed so hard reading this, I just had to share it. Remember that right after Christmas, the Albany newspaper published my letter to the sports editor about the lack of local Bills coverage? Keep in mind that my intent was to tick-off the program director of the local radio station that is supposed to air Bills’ games but somehow finds a way to pre-empt a third of them.
However, someone was SO upset that he actually took the time to type me up a letter, look up my address in the local phone book, and send me a response. With no return address. For your enjoyment, I’ve retyped the letter, preserving the author’s typos, lack of punctuation and line breaks, just so you can get the full effect.
Dec. 26, 2004
I read your Buffalo Bills comments in today’s Albany Times-Union n
ewspaper.
First of all Albany does not think it’s 120 miles south somewhere in Rockland County.
For decades sports fans in Albany have followed New York City prof
essional sports teams.
We generally have little interest in any Buffalo sports franchise.
We also have no interest
in Syracuse University sports. As I am sure you are aware there a
re more than a handful of
New England Patriots around here. New England starts about 3
0 miles east of Albany.
Buffalo is 300 miles west of Albany.
I remember January of 1991 when the New York Giants won their seco
nd Vice Limbardi trophy.
Residents of New York’s capital city were very proud of the G=Men’
s second NFL Champhionship.
Now the New York Giants have their summer training camp here at SU
NY-Albany. This past August
was a specialday when the Giants hosted New York’s other NFL team
, the Jets, for a joint
practice. Almost 10,000 local Giants and Jets fans came out to su
pport their respective teams.
Pity your Buffalo Bills are Four-Time Super Bowl LOSERS!!! [This was sentence was highlighted in yellow and “losers was underlined three times.] Why sh
ould Albany Area pro football
Fans replace the Giants and Jets with your LOSERS bills?
The FEW Buffalo Bills in the Albany area I have discovered are ban
dwagon fans. They seldom
go to Bills home games. Giants Staduim is a pretty easy drive to get to from Albany. Can’t say
the same for Buffalo. The few area Bills fans also wear outdated
Buffalo Bills jackets,
sweatshirts, ect.
You want the Buffalo Bills? Move to Binghamton or Syracuse!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEW YORK GIANTS
SUPERBOWLS XXI AND XXV
CHAMPIONS !!!
Sincerely,
George Pataki
Governor of New York State and
New York Giants Fan
Hmmm. Guess guess he's told me off.