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Felonious Monk

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    Kaepernick and the National Anthem

    in Politics, Polls, and Pundits

    Posted · Edited by Felonious Monk

     

    The American Patriots that we celebrate engaged in "illegals acts" according to what I read in the history books. You upset about that too?

     

    Upset? I'm not the one who has spent the whole day on a message board justifying criminal acts in the name of "Civil liberties."

     

    By skirting the issue, twisting words, and failing to acknowledge that they're committing criminal acts, you discredit yourself more than you're capable of comprehending. That's something you won't read in a history book.

    Josh Gordon - Would you trade for him?

    in The Stadium Wall Archives

    Posted · Edited by Felonious Monk

    The same reason that you cut Karlos and kept Marcell. There is a point where the talent is worth the headache. Marcell is worth the headache still while Karlos is not. Gordon led the league in receiving at like 22 with terrible QB play. He's a moron but with top end talent.

     

    Gordon's top-end talent is trumped by his rear-end decision-making. Four suspensions including college? How many chances do you give a guy who doesn't want to learn? His elite playmaking ability is irrelevant if he's not on the field.

    Johnny Manziel (update: waived by Browns)

    in The Stadium Wall Archives

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    She's new to football, so I was patient. Wasn't easy.

     

    Wife's Text: "Think the Bills should give Manziel a try?"
    My Text: "Joking?"
    Wife's Text: "No"
    My Text: "I'm done with athletes who invent ways of getting into trouble."

    Wife's Text Back: "Agreed. They should sign Roman Reigns. He used to play football."

    My Text: .....

    50-50 on whether or not she was joking.

    Sammy Watkins Has a Broken Foot; Ready for Camp?

    in The Stadium Wall Archives

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    awesome!

     

    why don't we just have a blimp crash into the stadium -NOW- to just end it all?

     

    :lol:

    As long as we resurrect Herbert Morrison for the play by play:

     

    "It burst into flames! It burst into flames, and it's falling, it's crashing! Watch it, watch it! Get out of the way! Get this, Charlie! Get this, Charlie! It's fire—and it's crashing! It's crashing terrible! Oh, my, get out of the way, please! It's burning and bursting into flames, and the—and it's falling on the mooring-mast and all the folks agree that this is terrible, this is one of the worst catastrophes in the world. It's–it's–it's the flames... it's a terrific crash, ladies and gentlemen. It's smoke, and it's flames now ... and the frame is crashing to the ground, not quite to the mooring-mast. Oh, the humanity!"

     

    "Honest, it's just laying there, a mass of smoking wreckage. Ah! And everybody can hardly breathe and talk, and the screaming. Lady, I–I'm sorry. Honest: I–I can hardly breathe. I–I'm going to step inside where I cannot see it. Charlie, that's terrible. Ah, ah—I can't. I, listen, folks, I–I'm gonna have to stop for a minute because I've lost my voice. This is the worst thing I've ever witnessed. Seventeen years without playoffs, soon to be 18?!?!?! OH, THE HUMANITY!!!"

     

    {pause}

     

    "Oh, and some blimp just crashed, too."

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