Remember the "Talking Proud" commercial from the '70's ? I think it's on You tube
The Buffalo Chammber of Commerace should use your monillog and have Clint Eastwood read it like that "Halftime America: Crysler commercial.
Picture Clint whispering your line "I dont need the Bills or anyone else to make me proud of where the hell I LIVE!!!! SCREW YOU"
I'd love it