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billsfanone

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  1. A homo goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.

     

    The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around

    the bush, you have AIDS."

     

    The homo is devastated. "Doctor, what can I do?"

     

    The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy

    sausage, a head of cabbage, a plate of baked beans, 20 un-peeled

    carrots covered in tomato salsa, 10 jalapeno peppers, 5 corn-on-the-

    cobs, 40 walnuts and peanuts, a box of branflakes, and I want you to wash it down with a gallon of prune juice."

     

    "Will that cure me?" asks the homo hopefully.

     

    "No," replies the doctor, "but it will teach you what your butthole is really

    for."

  2. My mom hired the Amish to do her roof, replace a door and build a porch. She bought all the materials, they spent two weeks there and it was only $5,000. She had to go pick them up in the morning and drive them home, but I still think that was cheap.

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    The Amish are stealing jobs from Americans! :P

  3. Second to none?  Hmmmm...

     

    Might be so... But as I said before... Those computers he "gives" libraries are basically subsidized by larger more affluent libraries... In other words, your community might get "free" technology if it isn't so well off.  If your community is a little "better off" and you want to take part in the program, you pay a premium for the devices... Why even take part in it when you can get it cheaper somewhere else?... What exactly is Gates "giving" away?

     

    While I applaud what they are doing... And agree with the priority to low-income and rural communities... Why should it come at a premium from others?  Shouldn't it be about pure giving?  The last few lines below (red) is also troubling...

     

    ***Note: The figures are a few years old...

     

    The Bill and Melinda Gates Library Foundation has installed computers with internet access in 2,671 library buildings, with priority given to low-income and rural communities. A number of states have provided one-time grants for new technology. Last year, the federal government chipped in $156 million through the Library Services and Technology Act (LSTA). Unfortunately, a single injection of funds for technology will not cut it. Computers may seem like capital equipment at first blush, but they’re not. Unlike Carnegie’s buildings, computers have a limited lifespan. How libraries will manage to fund regular upgrades is a source of much concern.

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    Top US Foundations by giving:

    http://fdncenter.org/findfunders/topfunder...p100giving.html

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