Fan in San Diego Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripes Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on a deserted island. One day on the beach, they find a magic lantern, through which a Genie appears and offers them each one wish (per the cap on 3 wishes per outing). The brunette declares, "I'm sick of this place, and I miss my husband. I want to go home." POOF! The brunette disappears. The redhead steps up. "I'm sick of this place, too. I miss shopping at the mall, partying with my friends and working at my great job. I want to go home, too.", POOF! The redhead disappears. The genie looks at the blonde, who has broken down in tears, sobbing heavily . "What's wrong, dear?" he asks. "I'm lonely, and I miss my friends," the blonde wails. "I wish they were here." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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