Cheeseburger_in_paradise Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 Morty and Saul, are out one afternoon on a lake when their boat starts sinking. Saul the banker says to Morty, "So listen, Morty, you know I don't swim so well." Morty remembered how to carry another swimmer from his lifeguard class when he was just a kid. So Morty begins tugging Saul toward shore. After twenty minutes, he begins to tire. Finally about 50 feet from shore, Morty asks Saul, "So Saul, do you suppose you could float alone?" Saul replies, "Morty, this is a heck of a time to be asking for money!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hollywood Donahoe Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 "Float a loan." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 It has downloadable switch blades! Where You At Dawg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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