Astrobot Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Houston Texans = SOUTH NO TEXANS Pretty sure this means the Texans aren't going to win the AFC South this year. Indianapolis Colts = SPINAL DISLOCATION Peyton's Place will be on the bench, leaving Jim Sorgi or Travis Brown to take the Colts to the promised land. Maybe next year. Jacksonville Jaguars = CONJUGAL SALIVA JERKS The defense of the Jaguars becomes the new bad boy Defense of the NFL. Jacksonville's defense should be one the league's best with the signing of defensive end Reggie Hayward and the continued maturation of linebacker Daryl Smith and defensive tackles Marcus Stroud and John Henderson. Tennessee Titans = TASTES NINETEEN The Titans are still young, so don't play with them. Remember, they are without WR Derrick Mason, and who's behind Drew Bennett at WR? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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