rfk Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 Bills sign AJ Peterson to a 60 million dollar contract...that will absolutely insure that EJ is a competent QB....Mass protest by children's advocacy groups require AJ to wear a pink uniform with assless chaps every game ..EJ and AJ= After last season swan dive Cleveland gets #5 in the First Round...Trades #5 and Johnny No Football to the NE for Sammy Bills trade away next years first rounder to move up 5 slots and take a 150 pound rb slash qb EJ and Orton duke it out in preseason to see who is the least mediocre...Bills bring in Fitzpatrick (retired) to start Sammy Watson gets his hair caught in an elevator door...misses all of preseason with a severe scalping CJ Spiller resigned at the minimum and switched to safety Pegula hires a consultant to assist Marrone with his game day wardrobe and weight issues Marrone says "F it , I'm playing guard this year, weight not a problem". Pegula hires head of UB Math Dept to devise a winning scheme. The Ralph gets Goose Down toilet seat covers and a floating jumbotron. called the jimbotron..NFL says, New Stadium Pegula buys 1000 acres of poisoned frac pits for new stadium site...in a generation all the Bills fans will die of cancer and the team can head to LA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfk Posted November 18, 2014 Author Share Posted November 18, 2014 correction: AJ=Adrian...the new advocate for hugs not mugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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