Buffalos#1Fan Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 I might consider watching the game if Trent Edwards shaves his head, and gets a tattoo on it which says NO MORE COOKIES. It would mean a lot to me and maybe the team. Seriously how many pro QB's bring cookies to the team like he's done in the past. Best of all during the post game press conference he wont be able to play with his hair while he gives his politically correct answers to why the offence is so inept. He should be cut but I might reconsider if he gets drunk and is found face down in the gutter on Hertel after puking his guts out and two (has to be two for corrobaration)or more Buffalo women complain he tried to molest them. The guy is tied to his mother's apron strings and will never break away or break out. Remember Todd Collins. You knew something was wrong when it was revealed he was taking staples from the Bills offices so he wouldn't have to pay for them. How many pro QBs are that cheap. And you know that JPLosman was not going to make it when he said he got really excited when he saw Brett Farvre in his "little red shorts" Because Jim Kelly was the toughest and meanest QB we have ever had the result is something worse than reversion to the mean. We have swung entirely into the other direction. You would think after Rob Johnson the Buffalo FO would know a pansy when they saw one but apparently not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowery4 Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Wow your pretty new, great post, very insightful. Have you meet Benjamin Barker you should look at his threads too, I think you will like them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dog14787 Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 I might consider watching the game if Trent Edwards shaves his head, and gets a tattoo on it which says NO MORE COOKIES. It would mean a lot to me and maybe the team. Seriously how many pro QB's bring cookies to the team like he's done in the past. Best of all during the post game press conference he wont be able to play with his hair while he gives his politically correct answers to why the offence is so inept. He should be cut but I might reconsider if he gets drunk and is found face down in the gutter on Hertel after puking his guts out and two (has to be two for corrobaration)or more Buffalo women complain he tried to molest them. The guy is tied to his mother's apron strings and will never break away or break out. Remember Todd Collins. You knew something was wrong when it was revealed he was taking staples from the Bills offices so he wouldn't have to pay for them. How many pro QBs are that cheap. And you know that JPLosman was not going to make it when he said he got really excited when he saw Brett Farvre in his "little red shorts" Because Jim Kelly was the toughest and meanest QB we have ever had the result is something worse than reversion to the mean. We have swung entirely into the other direction. You would think after Rob Johnson the Buffalo FO would know a pansy when they saw one but apparently not. I think you should shave your eyebrows off and get a tattoo on your forehead that says "I've lost all my marbles", but hey, that's just me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsrcursed Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 I just stopped by because I noticed you spelled our Team's name wrong, so I knew there would be a golden nugget of knowledge to follow. Turns out I was right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin Barker Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Wow your pretty new, great post, very insightful. Have you meet Benjamin Barker you should look at his threads too, I think you will like them. Bowery would you like to be the official president of the Benjamin Barker Fan Club? The job is yours if you are up to the task! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 I might consider watching the game... Wow, we're so lucky to have such an expert talent evaluator in our midst. It's true: if you like cookies and don't molest women, you cannot be a pro QB. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Billy Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Sorry, I couldn't make it through your entire post after hitting that initial wall of pure crazy about shaved heads and cookie tattoos... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE GASH STATION Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Don't listen to the whiny douchers on the board...was a great post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timba Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 That certainly was... something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wagon Circler Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 I just stopped by because I noticed you spelled our Team's name wrong, so I knew there would be a golden nugget of knowledge to follow. Turns out I was right Thats the Solomon Wilcotts spelling Anyway, they say Billy Joe Hobert was pretty tough. "Nuff said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfreak Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 I just stopped by because I noticed you spelled our Team's name wrong, so I knew there would be a golden nugget of knowledge to follow. Turns out I was right Not to mention that JPLosman is all one word. I guess they will let anyone join this board. Maybe he is still on probation, but kinda negative for just starting on this board, that usually takes a week or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills in va Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 I might consider watching the game if Trent Edwards shaves his head, and gets a tattoo on it which says NO MORE COOKIES. It would mean a lot to me and maybe the team. Seriously how many pro QB's bring cookies to the team like he's done in the past. Best of all during the post game press conference he wont be able to play with his hair while he gives his politically correct answers to why the offence is so inept. He should be cut but I might reconsider if he gets drunk and is found face down in the gutter on Hertel after puking his guts out and two (has to be two for corrobaration)or more Buffalo women complain he tried to molest them. The guy is tied to his mother's apron strings and will never break away or break out. Remember Todd Collins. You knew something was wrong when it was revealed he was taking staples from the Bills offices so he wouldn't have to pay for them. How many pro QBs are that cheap. And you know that JPLosman was not going to make it when he said he got really excited when he saw Brett Farvre in his "little red shorts" Because Jim Kelly was the toughest and meanest QB we have ever had the result is something worse than reversion to the mean. We have swung entirely into the other direction. You would think after Rob Johnson the Buffalo FO would know a pansy when they saw one but apparently not. Problem is they do recognize a pansy and because they too are pansys they pursue others like themselves. I would respect Trent if the next time Cornhole Green, the human turnstile, gives up another sack, Trent gives him a head slap and chews him out. Instead Trent stands there twirling his hair planning on baking more cookies for his lineman. Has anyone ever seen Trent with a woman? Just asking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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