[Bills GM would have chose Leaf over Manning]

+1 and I pretty sure John Butler isn't the bills GM, any longer.

Don't be so sure. It would explain a lot.

[Bills will win tomorrow.]

Even a broken clock is right twice per day.

 

 

...unless you keep moving West. Then it would never be right. I see a metaphor here. Something profound.

[Nobody in this Division will win a SB in the next 5 years.]

On the contrary, the world ending is the Sign the Bills will win a Super Bowl. see: Hell, Frozen.

[Coaching Turnover at One Bills Drive]

Ralph Wilson is a Wraith.

 

 

 

 

 

(Thumbs up for Stargate: Atlantis reference )

[What Do I Think?]

I think that if we can play well in some games without losing then the final score will indicate a victory

[Trent Edwards 4-color patch]

I need that and a Billy Joe Hobart to complete my collection.

[Has CHIX failed us already?]

the word "CHIX" is "dumpid"

[Bills are being laughed at on the field.]

I was laughing at them, too. They are comically bad-- but not likable enough to be a ragtag group of lovable misfits. They just suck bad. 11 years, now.

[Trint surprised he was benched]

Looks like Pocket-presence wasn't the only awareness he was missing.

[Wonder what it's like...]

It feels the OPPOSITE of how you feel now.

[Upset at Green Bay]

This game has the feel of the Bills surprising everyone by being up in the 4th quarter, only to lose in heartbreaking fashion on a late boneheaded play, referee screw job or coaching miscue.

Check the schedule, you are making a prediction for the Pats game.

[A very heated debate with packers fans all day.]

I felt the same way on the U.S.Cavalry website when I was the only one sticking up for General Custer.

[How washed up is Daunte Culpepper?]

If Culpepper threw a pass over 12 yards and it hit a cheerleader in the head it would be better than the Bills group of jokers.

[I hate Marv Levy]

I hate Marv for stealin muh woman and shootin muh Pa.

[My Game Gameplan + Prediction Vs Green Bay]

I think 20 of the first 24 plays should be dump-offs to RB's from out of the Shotgun. Then I like confusing the Pack by taking a couple safeties to soften them up.

 

Final score:

 

Buffalo: 3

Green Bay: AA

 

(Due to running out of space on the scoreboard, the Pack will switch to letter combinations.)

[Do the Bills make you sad?]

This might be more appropriate

[Week 2 Haiku]

Rob Johnson, Flutie,

Bledsoe, Holcomb, Losman and

Edwards. Just shoot me.

[Bills "D" ranked 14 in league]

The only reason I can come up with for the current QB roster is that they think Brohm has the skills, but he is slower to learn the scheme. If they could some how put Fitz's head on Brohm, there might be something there. Trent could provide the hair.

Putting Fitz's head on Brohm would break Brohm's neck.

[Do the Bills make you sad?]

"What is your major malfunction, Private Checkdown?! Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough love as a child?"

[Mess in San Fran]

In 3 years they will be on the Bills sidelines...when their price comes down.

[Runs his mouth]

Maybe they meant George Edwards.

 

Trent Edwards runs a lot, but rarely his mouth.

[Unless Trent Edwards signs a contract extention]

You only need to win 5 games in Buffalo for a contract extension.

[Chargers Home Opener Blacked Out]

A good earthquake could do that for them.

"Introducing your LA Islanders!"

[Are Bills games really that family unfriendly?]

In the age of plastic bicycle helmets, hand-sanitizer, and Ritalin, who is going to protect US from the children? Think about it. The Ralph and topless bars are our last bastions of freedom from the Mommy State.

 

They may take our Lots, but they will never take OUR FREEDOM!

[Dear Trent Edwards]

Dear Trent,

 

Go away.

 

Signed,

Lee Evans