Santa Claus

Like Pro Wrestling right?

Is that where Michael Irvin got his?

Rumor has it you get 10-12 inches every night Tate............lol

Coal for you man.

I was going to give him some Stacker, an eight ball and a penis enlarging pump.

Last week they put a movie on a 1pm and waited to show the Jets Panthers massacre. Thank god for DTV.

Come on up North and see the Pole.

Im watching you too harriet..........if you're naughty we can fall back on our " agreement"

While you two edumacated bastards were busy learning things I had to supervise these goddamn elves 24/7.....you weren't picking on my grammer when you were nestled in your beds waiting for me to bring you all the sh-- you put on your mile long Christmas list. :I starred in Brokeback Mountain:

It's better than missing a period......

Yeah thats it.....now you're getting coal for pointing out Santas spelling problem.

I might even stop in at harriets tonight for some of that.

And you would? Arent you the same Ed that's asked me for the Britney Spears inflatuable doll for five straight years now?

Im dropping the goat off in Virginia tonight. Pauls been a good boy this year.

I know two little girls in your area that I'm bringing lots of goodies for. Maybe some new tub toys....