[So when will Brady slow down]

He'll slow down when his contract expires.

[Dinner is on me, the first 10 who sign get to pick the place]

Hey look everyone, I'm not the worst character ever anymore!

[Fred Says Whaley Dishonest With Him]

hey everybody. what's going on?

[Marijuna related health problems on the rise in US]

As the decades pass, if I'm alone or in a crowd I no longer get paranoid. 1972 to 2014 - 42 years for me albeit at a mush less rate than I did as a teenager.

 

Never fired from a job because of it, never in a car accident because of it, never in a brawl because of it.

 

 

You're a towel.

[Thor, God of Thunder is now a girl.]

Towelie?

 

I have no idea what's going on.

[Wide Right, forward lateral, no goal, just give it to him]

Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo. Your mind powers will not work on me, boy.

[Penthouse files for bankruptcy]

Eh...there's a chapter 11 reorganization happening in my pants.

[The 2013 Training Camp Thread]

So now we're burying the Stevie injury news in this thread... Good grief... time to start looking for a new board.

 

Settle down Beavis.

[What happened to the word take?]

Uh, why do they call it taking a dump when yore supposed to leave a dump?

[Cruise - Who has been on one and recommendations.]

Eh, Katie Holmes does not recommend a long voyage.

[Hippies harrasing "the man" hit with lawsuit in NH]

Poor damaged souls trying to elevate self esteem by correcting spelling on a message board. But rather than curse your darkness I would prefer to light a candle. Get some sort of distraction. Employment? You will be better for it.

 

Ehh, not knowing what an apostrophe is used for isn't 'spelling', Beavis.

[Hippies harrasing "the man" hit with lawsuit in NH]

True hero's. Or they are the can of Raid vs the parasitic government mosquito's that are the meter maids.

 

Uhh, that's *heroes*, Beavis.

[New gun control thread!]

SRO Accidentally Discharges Gun in Highland High School

 

Some parents questioned tonight the value of having an armed security officer in the Highland schools after a police officer "accidentally discharged" his gun in the high school today. No one was hurt.

 

The district has suspended its School Resource Officer program as Town of Lloyd police investigate an officer who mistakenly fired his gun in the high school today, according to Superintendent Deborah Haab.

That was cool. McVicker almost had another heart attack.

[Super Bowl Commercials]

I miss the Butt Bowl feat. Bevis and Butthead

 

http://en.wikipedia....nterprogramming

 

That ruled!

[Do any of you use an 800 number service for teleconferencing?]

Eh, I can give you the 800 number for Beavis' mom....heh heh....

[Wanna go to Tatooine?]

That is the coolest thing I have ever seen.

[Wealth Redistribution]

Who still says butthole?

 

Yeah, really.

 

I'll admit I do that. I can also admit I can be wrong. too bad others can't admit it as well.

 

No matter how serious you try to be there's always a bu#hole or 2 or 3 in the crowd.

Is that you Beavis? dumbass.

[New take on team logos]

Absolutely horrendous.

[for the christian right who hates the poor!!!!!�]

"Thou shalt not be a turd bugler on the internet"

 

-Beavis, Number 2

[Summer Jams...what are yours?]

Eh, like, what about strawberry?

[There may be hope for some of you guys after all]

Come to Butthead.

[Rate the Avatar Above You]

That was a really funny joke. Normlly, I'd give you're avatar a 9.5, but that brings it up to a 10.

 

I rate you a number 2. huh huh, huh huh.

[Must read books]

Whatever's on Oprahs list. I'm almost halfway through A Million Little Pieces. Such a touching story.

 

Uh....man card please!

[Mario Williams: Officially a Buffalo Bill]

This is pretty cool.

[Hot for teacher California style]

Dammit, those red things are really starting to piss me off!