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How about KISS
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This is from his web site:
What's in a Name?
I tell you, with me nothing works out. I always get stuck. That's how I got my name, RODNEY DANGERFIELD.
When I went into show business I saw an ad in the paper. It said: "Improve Your Personalilty..." So, I went to see the man.
He told me my personality was okay but my name was my problem.
I said to him, "My name? How could a name be a problem? Even William Shakespeare said, 'What's in a name?"
He said, "Who?"
I said, "William Shakespeare."
He said, "Look, do you want to listen to me or do you want to listen to your friends?"
I said to him, "I don't understand. Is it good to change your name?"
He said, "Of course I always keep changing my name. In fact, right now I can give you a very good deal. I can give you a new name for five hundred dollars".
I said, "Five hundred dollars! That's a lot of money."
He said, "It's a great name. It's a name once people hear it, they'll start saying it."
I said, "What's the name?"
He said, "Rodney Dangerfield."
I said, "RODNEY DANGERFIELD?"
He said, "See, you just heard it, and your're starting to say it! Listen to me, take the name."
I said, "Wait a minute. Suppose I use the name and I don't like it. Can I bring it back?" He said, "Of course. All I ask is one thing. While you're using the name, don't give it a bad name!"
So I decided to call myself Rodney Dangerfield. As soon as I got home, I thought to myself I made a mistake. I called the guy up. I said, "Look, I want my money back. This is Rodney Dangerfield."
He said, "Who?"
I said, "Dangerfield! Don't you remember?"
He said, "Oh, yeah, Shakespeare's friend."
I said, "Look, I don't want the name."
He said, "Don't be foolish. Try it for two weeks. I guarantee you'll like it."
I tried the name for two weeks, I still didn't like it. I went to bring it back. I couldn't find the guy.
He changed his name.
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We'll miss you.
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No, Bledsoe will not be the starter all 16 games.
I would like to see the team improve with him at the QB position but I just don't see that happening.
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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducked
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I like the move. The team is showing incentive and acknowledging there is a problem. This is good news IMO!
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Another way to put what shoveldog wrote:
Give me a........Pat
Give me a........Pat
Give me a........Shuffle
Give me a........Sack
What's it spell.... Bledsoe
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I want to know some other words for "fart":
Anal extraction
Anal acoustics
Butt music
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I know the obvious of getting rid of Manning was big. BUuuut i needed to make a move. I was 1-2, and the win was only because of Mannings historical first half this past week. Without that, I would be 0-3, and thats due to lack of RBs. And i tried to get Priest or Ladanian, but my whole team would have needed to be traded.
I was trying to go for averages. I know Hasselbeck will probably average about 4.5 or 5 points less than manning a week. But, I think Westbrook, with his ability to catch the ball, will make up for it (we get one point per catch).
Since you get 1pt/catch look into trying to aquire the Bears RB (don't remember his name) and D. Davis - RB Houston. These two catch a ton of balls and are usually undervalued.
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I'll bite...what did he say?
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!@#$ yes we can be those !@#$s!
Bills 13
Pat 10
But I would really like the score to be like last years opener...
Bills 31
Pat 0
I agree with what someone already said about the D. They will have to score!
We will need to control the clock and keep the !@#$s off the field. This game needs to come down to the D.
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It's a hat people.
Get over whatever problems you have with it because it's here to stay.
And just why is the DMV still letting people your age drive! Did they not have merge lanes back in your day? Stay off the roads during peak driving hours. Some of us need to get places in a timely manner!
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I will grant you zero state is teh 3rd best team in the Big 12. the problem is the gap between #1 and the rest is so large. Look I appreciate OSU is trying but OU contends for national championships every year. This is the way it is, has been and will be for a long long time. OSU just happens to be in the wrong state
We'll just see how much of a gap there really is come Bedlam @ Stillwater. B)
Orange Power
As for the main purpose of this thread, I don't feel we need a firesale of all the good players on this team. I would like to see the following:
1) Bledsoe benched in favor of JP when he's health.
2) Major changes to the O-line in the offseason if improvement is not made this season.
3) A high draft pick on a CB and another for a TE
4) A NEW KICKER
5) Lastly, MM needs get into the players grills and kick some ass
the Bills need some !@#$n' attitude!! -
:I starred in Brokeback Mountain:
They will beat OU's ass this year. Our stud QB is cleared for practice.I was also there watching the GB game. I wasn't there for the early games. I'll keep an eye out for you Sunday for the NE game.
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Hey ICE, where are you going to watch Bills games? I would like to meet up with other fans.
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Don't start that stevestojan up again. During the Raiders game Willis was called on to run the ball down the middle and got -10 yards. No way is he ready to start.
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Something that has helped me is changing the fullback in the split back formation to McGahee. Throw to him in the flats. You will usually gain 6 yards and set up a long bomb to Moulds.
My main problems with the game is that I like to move the QB around in the pocket. When you do this with DB he'll throw an int or will be completely off target. I wondered if it was the way DB was programed or if it was me so I tried McNabb and poof easy victory. So IMO the programers of DB didn't have a very high opinion of his ability to complete a pass unless he is planted.
Just my 2 cents.
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I'm still have a little positive feelings about this season left. Only 2 games have been played under a new head coach. It takes some time to install a new O. I for one see some positives over the last two games and see an improvement over the last part of last season. If Moulds didn't get his hand stepped on and fumbled the ball in the red zone on the Jac game we would have scored more than 10 points. If Henry didn't trip over the TE's foot we would have scored more than 10 points. Both of these examples are flukes that will not happen every game.
GO BILLS!!!!!!
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I'm not in a suicide pool but I do have Bledsoe on my fantasy football team and I do plan on starting him over McNair.
After this week the wagons are done circling! Its wagons HOOOOOOOOO!
Move over Chow's the wagons comin' through!!!!!
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