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Fr. Jerk

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  1. 5 hours ago, DaBillsFanSince1973 said:

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    Mike promises to retire Jake Paul

     

    Tyson’s Bold Declaration
    In a recent press conference, Mike Tyson left no room for ambiguity as he emphatically asserted his intentions for the upcoming bout. “If you think I signed the contract for money, you’re f@cking stupid,” Tyson declared, his words dripping with conviction. “I’m coming to retire him early, so he can join his brother in WWE.”

     

    A Message to the Doubters
    Tyson’s words were not merely bravado but a stern warning to those who underestimate his abilities. “Listen, he ain’t doing sh!t to me,” Tyson asserted with unwavering confidence. “You’re gonna see how old I am fight night. I like Jake as a person, he knows it. But I’m a different animal.”

     

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  2. On 3/17/2024 at 1:41 AM, T&C said:

    There is nothing you can do on St. Patrick's day that you can't do on the other 364 days of the year... it's a nothing "holiday" with people doing what they usually do but... they do have paper green hats, so I'll give them that. The retail market loves it for sure....

     

    There's a great bacteria fest clelebration that goes down here in Rochester, ya dig?

  3. On 3/4/2024 at 2:49 PM, Jauronimo said:

    Kids these days have no idea what we had to do for softcore porn.  These spoiled brats can just open an incognito browser on their phone and have access to terabytes of the most disgusting German scat fetish films ever made.

     

    Its a hard fap life, for us.

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