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Fr. Jerk

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  1. We refer to my boss as Jabba (he does look exactly like Jabba the Hut) A revolting blob thats so narcissistic its almost comical. Almost. He's also a terrible racist, because he's not even the kind of racist thats funny about it.

     

    Thankfully he mostly works from home. A little of him goes a real long way and carries way too much weight, ya dig?

     

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  2. 23 minutes ago, MarlinTheMagician said:

    I dig more than you know!  I was there, but lived in New York at the time.  For 20+ years my friends in New York, who were all Giants fans, sent me a Christmas card saying "Merry Christmas - I am so sorry I missed that kick."  Signed:  "Happy Holidays, Scott Norwood."  Return address was always "The North Pole" - never did find out which of the miscreants was responsible.  

     

    That's funny. I don't think the postal service allows fake return addresses anymore, or doesn't deliver if they catch it. Whenever I used to mail friends gag gifts I would make out the return address as: 

     

    Hulk Hogan

    1 Big Legdrop Avenue 

    Venice Beach, CA 50187

     

    A recent package didn't get delivered to my friend. Also, it might be because Terry is dead, ya dig?

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