[[closed]Funny 'The Onion' article on the Bills]

http://www.theonion.com/article/diehard-8-year-old-buffalo-bills-fan-showing-early-56727?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds

[REAL Trade Proposal - Jerry Hughes]

No

[Bold prediction : Tyrod will get traded if...]

Tyrod will get traded if he becomes injured and Peterman proves himself a better QB in his absence

[how many wins?]

Optimistic - 10 wins

Pessimistic - 4 wins

[[Vague Title]2017 Buffalo Bills... who will be:]

When this season is all said and done, who will be the:

 

Team MVP: Mccoy

 

Offensive breakout star: Holmes

 

Defensive breakout star: Tre White

 

Special teams breakout star: Tate

 

Most improved: Sammy

 

Most declined:Kyle Williams

 

Rookie of the year: Tre White

 

Best 2017 Free Agent: Holmes

 

Worst 2017 Free Agent: Haushka

 

Bounce Back Player: Dareus

(Guy who had a bad 2016)

 

"You still got it": Mccoy

 

Bonus: Who sets a single season Bills record OR what Bills Season record is broken as a team?

 

 

[Who is your surprise cut?]

Marcell Dareus.

 

Comes back at nearly 400lbs after going on the Karlos Williams diet.

[Jeremy Maclin (Agrees to 2 year deal with Ravens)]

I heard a rumor that maclin was a free agent and that he is looking to sign with a team. Is there any validity to this claim??

[Most Exciting Last Minute of a Bills game ever?]

The pats game last year when someone threw a dildo on the field.

 

Anything else won't even cone close

[Has any team contacted EJ Manuel about a tryout?]

Maybe he wants to play in Canada

[Silly Season Predictions]

Buffalo comes in 2nd place in AFC East, has a 10-6 record, and misses the playoffs

[So when will Brady slow down]

He's turning 40 soon. Still playing at a high level.

Hoping he does some adventurous things this summer like hang gliding, horseback riding, snake handling.

[Raiders Score Predictions]

Buffalo 31

Las vegas 21

[Bills vs. Jaguars 1st Half Thread]

The bills are a great football club

[SEATTLE PREDICTIONS]

Seattle 31 buffalo 14

[Week 8 predictions: Patriots at Bills]

Brady out for blood. 42-9 pats

[Week 5: Rams' Game Preparation - Inactives Announced]

Did we ever sign karlos?

[REX removes his Lap Band to get more wins!!! *from CBS*]

Andy reid weighs, what like 800lbs? And the chiefs are doing OK

[Bills at Chiefs 2nd half thread]

Ok still confused. Y didn't rex challenge? ?

[Bills vs Chiefs Tailgate 11/29/15]

I met a few of the bills backers at the fox and hound. Im not able to make the Saturday night get together at al's. Can my girlfriend and I still meet up at the community center so we can tailgate with you all? Thanks

[Bills vs Chiefs Tailgate 11/29/15]

Im interested. Any details on this TG yet?

[Dinosaur BBQ now official BBQ of the Bills!]

Ugh dinosaur is so overrated. Bring in some jackstack or Joe's any day. But I guess its all about supporting upstate business, so cool.

[KS: Kansas City Bills Backers]

Hi all im new to the area. Recently moved to overland park, and im looking for a bills friendly bar. Is the fox and hound off Metcalf still the bills backers bar in the area?