carpe_diem_2000

Y'all missed riffing on this part "...Some of the players were texting me that they were really disappointed..." So here's the likely scenario - After playing well in the Super Bowl, Edelman's coming off his game high and realizes "sh*t I don't have a date lined up" His buddies on the team say "No problem dude - Sabrina's always a sure thing!" and the rest is history..... She's clearly the team bus - everybody rides her