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  1. American Chopper, The Drinking Game

     

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    THE RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS:

    When someone days "Awesome," drink.

    When someone says "incredible," drink.

    In the unlikely event somone on the show should have the word "FAAAAAABulous" come out of their mouths, EVERYONE finishes their drink immediately.

     

    When Big Paul calls Paul Junior "stupid," drink.

    If Paul Junior comes back with "You're Crazy," drink again.

     

    Drink whenever Mikey is shown.

    Drink two if Mikey does something stupid.

    Drink Three if Paul Sr. OR Junior hits Mikey in any way.

     

    Drink when Big Paul is shown riding his chopper in a "pensive mood."

    Drink two if he is doing a philosophical vioceover during the shot.

    Drink three whenever Big Paul is shown slumming it by riding his Harley Davidson.

    Drink four if he's riding his HD and talking about how relaxing it is.

     

    On road trip, drink every time ANYONE mentions:

    how nice it is to get away.

    how hard it is to be on the road.

    how the trip is a great way to catch up on sleep.

     

    When Cody is shown working on a bike, drink.

    Drink Two when Big Paul gives Cody a fatherly hug or advice.

    Drink Two Paul Jr. acknowledges Cody's existence.

     

    If a fireman is shown with the "Fire bike", drink.

    If he's got the Dalmatian with him, drink two.

    If there is ALSO an actual fire truck shown in the background, finish your drink.

     

    Whenever Paul Jr. yells as Big Paul about how he never does any work. Drink.

    When Big Paul comes back with something about "I could come out of retirement and work circles around you," drink yet again.

     

    Drink everytime an object gets thrown.

     

    Drink whenever someone slams a door.

    Drink Three if the person slamming the door is Vinnie.

     

    Drink when Paul Jr. Test rides a new chopper.

    Drink two if the voiceover is Paul Jr. talking about how special the bike is.

     

    Dink whenever someone punches that punchy-dummy thingie.

     

    Drink if someone gets a new tattoo.

     

    If Mikey ever gets his motorcycle license in an episode, drink it down! Drink the whole thing! w00t for Mikey!

    ADDED/SUGGESTED BY READERS!

     

     

    Drink whenever Paul Jr. says "sick".

    - from: Closet Chopper Dude

    You should take a drink anytime Mike, Paul Jr., Paul Sr., or Vinny says, "But I gotta be honest with you."

    - from: Brian

    Drink anytime anyone uses the word "fabricate."

    - from: Matt

     

    I originally had some reservations about this one.

    With it, you'll probably not be sober enough to finish watching the show.

    Drink everytime someone says, "I gatta tell ya"

     

    - from: Deanna

    Drink whenever Paul Sr. invokes how big his feet are.

    - from a suggestion by Kevin Harley

    Drink two if Paul Sr. invoked his feet by not only saying they are big, but their exact size. (Size 12).

    - from a suggestion by Kevin Harley

    Drink whenever Paul Sr. Threatens to start kicking some butt

    - from a suggestion by Kevin Harley

    Kev originally wanted you to Drink three whenever Paul Sr says, "I'm gonna take my Size 12s and kick some Butt!!"

    I judged this as a RULE COMBO, and split it into three separate rules

    Slam-Dunk for Kevin! If I had any money, I'd send him a SlappyJack.com t-shirt.

     

    Drink once everytime Paul Sr. says, IDEAR - from: Chad

  2. If this trade goes down, its player for player with NO draft picks involved.  I think the Cards should be happy to get a player like Travis Henry since their other options are pretty bad right now.  Rudi Johnson is franchised, Edge is going to be, and Shaun Alexander might as well just get his bags packed and shipped to Philly.  So the Cards will be fighting with teams like Oakland, San Francisco, Miami, Tampa Bay, etc for the services of...Lamont Jordan.  Whoopee!

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    ... good call ...

  3. ... hope they do it ASAP ... best for both teams ... both teams can start moving foward afterwards ... I think Mr Shelton would do well here with our Offensive Line Coachs and his brother being on the team ! ... He may want to prove himself here that he's better than he was with the Cardinals and prove Dennis Green wrong ... It would be sweet if we can keep JJ, but not at a "over inflated" market value ... tom

  4. ... in camp already ... first one to report ... sweet ... and I understand the Bills will be $14 million under the cap ... sweeter ... free agency, trading, and the draft to follow ... God, I love football ! ... GO BILLS ! ...

  5. I am running XP SP2(computer only 2 months old).  When  I run spybot I get this DSO exploit vulnerability.  It says it has cleaned it up, but if I run it again immediately afterwards, it is still there.  Any ideas???

     

    PS I've also run adaware.

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    ... i get the same thing with 98 ... from what i understand, it's a "non-threat" that spybot see's as one ... spybot is working to eliminate this glitch in the future with newer versions ...

  6. So what was the deal with the thread, tom?  Did you hear Kelly say that, or was it a hypothetical?

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    ... something i heard from a reliable source ( deep throat ! ) from JK ... i was taken aback by it and wanted to hear some opinions on it ... true JK is not an nfl scout, but his word does carry some weight ... i should have been more clearer in my post ...

  7. First of all just the assumption that I might change my opinion about someone by one person’s comments; insults me.

     

    I think you confused venom with my sense of sarcasm. I never mean ill will toward a fellow Waller. To be fair I did preface my comments with, "Are you kidding me?" I was hoping you were. I don't know how someone can even come up with a scenario like that?

     

    That being said, I do respect your opinion, just don't be surprised if someone calls it a foolish opinion.

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    ... my apologies ... tough day today ... i appreciate the time you took to explain ... tom

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