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  1. Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

     

    Mon Oct 4,10:41 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters

     

     

     

    BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

     

     

     

    It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

     

     

    "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

     

     

    Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

  2. <<<When you see the clock hit 5:00 in the 4th quarter and the Bills are within one score of taking the lead or tieing the game do your emotions just turn off? >>>

     

    Mine don't turn off, but I do feel different emotions than in the past. Where I used to feel excitement, anticipation and hope, I now feel dread, regret, and a sense of foreboding, along with rage and depression.

  3. What one rule change would you most like to see implemented in the NFL?

     

    The one thing I’d like to change is defensive player stalling, keeping a tackled offensive player down, unpiling slowly, kicking the ball [oops, Fletcher] and generally trying to kill time when the offensive team is in its two-minute offense. I think the officials should “pause” the clock until the ball is spotted at the new line of scrimmage, then immediately re-start the clock once the ball is spotted.

  4. "Blue Friday--a downtown pep rally to support the Buffalo Bills and Heritage Centers. And the 12th man gets in for free, including you!

     

    Parents founded Heritage Centers (formerly the Erie County Association for Retarded Children) in 1951 when services for the disabled were limited. Today, the agency has evolved into a $27 million nonprofit that employs over 800 people locally and serves over 3,00 individuals with disabilities each year.

     

    Blue Friday takes place on September 10 at Fountain Plaza beginning at 5:30 PM. Master of Ceremonies and new Bills play-by-play announcer John Murphy will introduce current and former Bills players, including several members of the 1964-65 AFL Championship squad. There will also be live music and food and drink available for purchase.

     

    Come on down to kick off the 2004 season in style by supporting both your favorite football team and a great cause!"

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