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WHy not put fred at qb? he's built like a rb but has the experience (wildcat). +it'll save his legs.
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If the nfl is a qb driven league. And if our best talents are not at qb, why don't we convert our best athlete to QB? Seriously, can you see anyone tackling mario williams as he escapes the pocket? Aaron Maybin blitzing him-- he'd bounce right off of Mario before he completes a 70 yard bomb to stevie.
I mean I know our d-line would suffer a bit, but DE"s are a dime a dozen. We can plug Kelsey in there until we find someone in the draft.
Seriously, am I missing something?
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Any chance the bills get the death penalty because of this?
Penn State and SMU have received it in the past so it's not out of the question.
May be a good way fro the NFL to get a team in LA, Mexico City, or Toronto and saving face
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how about the guy from UB? he already knows the area! and has proven he's a winner. + if we got Roosevelt back, they'd have an instant connection.
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you guys are all wrong. He's # 13.
He's also a #1 wr.
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Promo the robot should be added to this list
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Ralph Wilson needs to do whatever it takes to get the Bills a Super Bowl win. Whatever. It. Takes.
Here is the plan.Step 1: Ralph Wilson has a long talk with his estate attorney. He arranges things so that 90% of the money garnered from the sale of the Bills will be put into a non-profit research organization. A genetics research organization!
The remaining 10% goes to his current heirs.Step 2: Upon being funded, the genetic research organization will buy an island somewhere. Someplace far from anyone in particular, that nobody really notices, with at least a few square miles of space.
Step 3: A genetics research facility will be quietly--very quietly!--established on that island. There will be a few researchers, their assistants, their families, and some cooks and maintenance people. Call it 30 - 50 people total.
Step 4: The genetics researchers will obtain bone marrow samples from some of the best QBs ever to play the game, like Joe Montana and Aaron Rodgers. That will take care of the QB position.
Step 5: To take care of the other positions--to really and truly take care of them--the researchers will experiment with adding a little non-human DNA to human subjects. Take the ostrich for example. Ostriches are bipeds, just like humans. Adult ostriches typically weigh between 140 - 320 pounds. Unlike humans, ostriches can run over 40 MPH, and can sustain speeds of 30 MPH over long distances. The genetic researchers would determine which particular genes are responsible for that, and then splice them into the genetic sequence of the team they're building.
Step 6: The researchers would actually create two football teams' worth of players: one with ostrich DNA infused, the other with some feline DNA added. Players on the former team would be given names like Byrd, and would be described as ball hawks. Players on the latter team would be praised for their catlike quickness and reflexes.
Step 7: People born as a result of this genetic engineering project would be brought up to believe that their true purpose in life is to sign with the Buffalo Bills as undrafted free agents. To remain loyal to the Bills, even if other teams make substantially better offers in free agency. They will be told that it is always morally wrong to sign with any team other than the Bills. They will also be told that any player who signs a long extension with the Bills will be awarded the chance to marry one of the beautiful, highly intelligent blondes that have been genetically engineered on another island owned by the genetics research center.
Step 8: One of the reasons you created two teams is so that the two teams could scrimmage each other--a lot!--while the players are growing up. The other reason is for redundancy; in case one or the other of your genetic experiments didn't yield the results for which you hoped.
Step 9: About 30 years after Ralph's passing, a new kind of Buffalo Bills team would step on the field. The offense would be led by a clone of Joe Montana or Aaron Rodgers. Their offensive and defensive linemen would be much faster than the other team's WRs. And much stronger than the other team's linemen. As for this team's WRs and DBs: you don't even want to know how fast they'd be!
This team would destroy--absolutely obliterate--any other team unlucky enough to get in its path. The Bills would dictate to their opponents each and every week. They would go 19-0 and win the Super Bowl.Like I wrote at the beginning of this post, Ralph Wilson should do whatever it takes for the Bills to get a Super Bowl win. Literally.
I like the idea and agree totally but am TOTALLY disgusted that you didn't include Jim Kelly on that list.
What an oversight.
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We should sign barkley.
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Any breakdown of Mario Williams should include his heart.
The man overcame incredible odds to make the NFL. He is all <3. I mean he tore a muscle almost less than 3 months ago and is back out there doing what he does.
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What are the odds they put Mallet in at some point?
he's taller (can see over our line easier)
he's got a quicker release ( so he can, theoretically, get the ball out quicker when under pressure)
and most importantly
he played in the SEC so he knows Dareus, Mario, Shephard, and Gilmore and how they play. He'll probably be able to read them better, no?
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I'd give up that much for Clausen. I'd probably throw in a second fitz for cam.
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sammy morris
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The biggest playmakers on our offense are arguably CJ Spiller and Fred Jackson. It sucks they both play the same position and won't usually be on the field at the same time. It really sucks that both are hurt for the biggest game of the season so far.
Do the Bills have enough talent remaining on the offense to keep up with the Brady led Patriots?
maybe
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I just checked. Foster is signed, so ig Joique bell. Rumor has it Carolina may cut Stewart on Tuesday.
I don't think he fits our scheme though
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I know that this Brett Favre / troll thread has turned into a Flutie bashing thread, but I would just like to say that if Brett Favre is 75% of what he was then he is still better than Fitz. And has just as much of a future as a starting QB.
THANK YOU. finally, someone who gets me <3
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If fitz has another multi int game, don't you guys also think it would be worth it to bring Favre back? he'd be able to hit Graham on this deep slant routes. oooh yeah. I'd totes get his jersey!!
I wonder if we'd have to cut Moats first though? Think Favre would require that as a condition?
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I didn't see the Nelson injury. What happened to him?
turf toe. it was pretty bad. manifested itself in his knee. He should be back in a few weeks, doubt he'll ever be the same though.
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How is stating exactly what happened unfair? It's the definition of fair.
The definition of fair is Adjective: In accordance with the rules or standards; legitimate. Adverb: Without cheating or trying to achieve unjust advantage: "he played fair". Noun: A gathering of stalls and amusements for public entertainment. Verb:
Streamline (a vehicle, boat, or aircraft) by adding fairings..
Even Losman knows that
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Shoudn't they have spotted the ball where Tate's knees touched? he was down at that point, no?
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I really hope the Bills average far more than 50 offensive snaps per game. Currently they are averaging 56.5, good enough for a tie with Jacksonville for 29th in the league.
...Brad smith 15 carries/throws.
DUH
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no. Avg length would indiciate as much, all other stats, facts, opinions, and data are just funny numbers.
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It's you're
It's you're.
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I don't need to hear the same BS I heard with Schobel...when your paid to get sacks do it.
did you mean to say "you're"?
Shawne merriman is back with the Bills
in The Stadium Wall Archives
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Merriman's back?? awesome... just in time for the bills to move to L.A.....